Splenda Daddy

A man who strives to be a Sugar Daddy but just doesn't have the funds to pull it off.

She was all excited that she had finally landed a Sugar Daddy until he rolled up in his Accord. It was then she realized she had landed a Splenda Daddy, instead.

by WeeLittleBit February 14, 2005

Splenda-daddy

Someone trying to
Be a "sugar-daddy" but financially cannot, so this is the next best sugar substitute!

My Splenda-daddy took
Me to sizzler for dinner and we went shopping at Ross dress for less too!!!

by Splenda G February 10, 2017

soledaddy

the most daddys of them all

im soledaddy

by soledaddy October 11, 2017

splenda

artificial sweetner that tastes like crap

stop putting it in your diet drinks, Jones Soda co.!

diet jones sucks because it uses splenda

by dusty August 7, 2004

Splenda Daddy

An older man who dates younger women but nowhere near as wealthy as a "sugar daddy." Not quite the same as the real thing.

My Splenda Daddy works for the City and his car broke down when he took me to the Club that has no cover last night.

by Legendssd October 17, 2010

Soledad O'Brien

An extremely talented and hard-working person on CNN. She hosts Starting Point in the morning and sometimes fills in for other CNN hosts at night like Anderson Cooper. In other words, she is extremely amazing. She is married to Bradley Raymond, director of some Disney movies like Lion King 1 1/2 and Pocahontas II.

Guy 1- Hey, were you watching Good Day New York this morning?

Guy 2- No way! Starting Point with Soledad O'Brien was on! I watch it everyday!

Guy 1- OMG! I know her! She filled in for Anderson Cooper for an entire week last August!

Guy 2- She's wonderful!

Guy 1- IKR!

by I Love AC September 26, 2012

Splenda Daddy

When the guy your dating isn't a millionaire, but still trys to spoil you.

Looks like you got yourself a Splenda Daddy!

by Collegeguy79 September 15, 2010