soggy ham wallet

When someone vomits into a vagina and then proceeds to have sex with it.

John felt sick while he was going down on Alice, so he went for the soggy ham wallet.

by Drit12345 September 27, 2010

Soggy Socket

A prank you pull on your friends when you ejaculate an awkwardly large amount of semen in all of his/her electrical sockets.

Bryan, what the fuck bro?!? I haven't had power in 3 weeks because you gave me the Soggy Socket!

by RDaly05 April 26, 2011

Soggy Charlie

Yet another euphamism for faeces (British origin). Sometimes shortened to Soggy Chaz or The Prince (after Prince Charles).

I ate a nasty curry last night and now i need to go and see Soggy Charlie.

Man, I'm just going to send a nasty Soggy Charlie off to the sea.

That Soggy Charlie was rank - it smelt like sileage.

by Bob the Stoat September 4, 2007

soggy sausage

male version of wet fish. Were their partner does all the work during sex an the dude just lyes there doing nothing.

jimmy "how was last night with John"
Emma "it was awful again"
Jimmy "aww why was it the sex ?"
Emma "yeahh he just lyed there again"
Jimmy " that dude is such a soggy sausage"

by xkatherinex September 13, 2010

Soggy Log

A sexual act where a person drowns their partner, resuscitates them, then defecates on their chest.

I hooked up with this crazy chick last night. She gave me a Soggy Log in a kiddy pool.

by Bachmo December 17, 2016

Soggy Batcave

When you blow a load in a chicks ass, therefore she reveives a "Soggy Batcave".

Yo Torg, I totally just fucking blew the hugest nut in some ratchet's ass hole.

Ohh word man you totally gave her a Soggy Batcave!! Crunnnccchhhyyy

by Greymoo June 6, 2013

soggy bottom boat

The grotesque act involving two or more individuals in which one or more of these individuals lay beneath a glass table(any transparent surface) so that they can view the person remaining in this equation from underneath as they take a shit on the table.

Boy, I surely cannot wait for Robby to get here. He is gonna shit when he realizes what he was in for when he agreed to be captain of the soggy bottom boat.

by BuryBallz October 10, 2017