socratrees

When you smoke mad weed and you start getting hella philosophical.

Person A: Since humans are 70% water and the moon can move water across the entire planet, that means every time there's a full moon, we get mad wavy nahmean.

Person B: Yo Socratrees if you smoke any more weed, you're gonna start making sense.

by MALANDRU January 25, 2017

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Socrates

verb

to play the fool and then figuratively judo-flip someone in conversation, as Socrates frequently does in Plato's dialogues

The philosophy freshman tried to Socrates the professor, but just made himself look like a pretentious fucking idiot.

by a nouny moose March 29, 2021

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Socratease

A guy who only asks questions and wont put out.

I saw you hitting it off with that guy last night, did you go home together?

No, he was such a Socratease

by Aristattle December 19, 2021

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Lantern of Socrates

When one has so many orgasms in a short period of time, that your balls and taint can no longer co-exist with each other and are forced to combine into a super structure, called the Lantern of Socrates

" dude i plowed that chick so much last night"
" be careful man, i knew this guy, yea, hes got a Lantern of Socrates now"
" whoa"

by MTDEW6678 July 19, 2007

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Socrates Troll

A master of logic and philosophical debate who has nothing better to do than undermine your worldview for their amusement, causing you to want to punch them in the face, then force-feed them hemlock.

Congrats. You just poked a giant hole in my logic. You could've been a lawyer and fought for justice, but instead you're just a Socrates Troll. Your talent is wasted on your amusement and my annoyance, so yes, I am mad, Bro.

by JohnnyApocalypse September 18, 2015

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