Sock swag

When one has extremely cool socks. Those who don't are at risk of throwing off others' sock swag. Beware.

Man: That dude has crazy sock swag i cant even believe it!
Hot Girl: Really? I would totally go for some dude with major sock swag.
Man: What about me?
Hot girl: Fuck no, your gay socks fucks with his awesome sock swag

Sock swag by CerealGateRapist January 2, 2011

sock shover

A person that derives pleasure by shoving, or stuffing socks up their own anus. The purpose is to fill the anus with one of two socks to create a huge, pleasureable bowel movement and hold on to them by suppressing movements until you are ready to cum. This technique works best when the bowels are already full and sphincter is lubed with feces. Use a pair of white socks for maximum effect.

I love being a sock shover and passing huge brown n' white swirly turds.

sock shover by Catholic Virgin December 11, 2007

Sock Smooch 

When on the bottom of a 69 with a female who has been previously " Pink Socked " and her butthole starts pushing out and uou get worried that its goona keep coming out to the point it gives you a kiss on the forehead.

We were 69ing and her butthole pushed out and " Sock Smooched" me right on the forehead.

Sock Smooch by SoggyBottomz July 14, 2015

Sock some dingers 

To masturbate furiously into a sock.

Andrew rushed home from his young Conservatives meeting to sock some dingers before helping Mom with dinner.

Sock some dingers by Senor Fluffington October 2, 2019

sock smeller 

A person that dominates any conversation with an attitude of pretension, arrogance, and passive-aggressiveness. They love to one-up others and often redirect the focus of any discussion back to them. At the end of a long day, they remove their socks and bury their faces into them to inhale.

"I went to a happy hour tonight and I couldn't get a word in! There was some massive sock smelling going on for sure."

"That guy thinks quite highly of himself, he didn't even acknowledge my greeting! I bet he's quite the sock smeller!"

sock smeller by Turkeydawg May 16, 2016

Black Sock Swag 

The level of confidence you walk around with when wearing black socks rather than white

homie #1 i was feeling like a pussy with my white socks yesterday

homie #2 you gotta wear them black socks bro. it'll give you that black sock swag

Black Sock Swag by FredTheFriendlyFarmer November 16, 2019

sock sandwich 

A sock sandwich is made when a man ejaculates into one or both socks.

I couldn't pick up any meat at the bar last night so I had to make myself a sock sandwich.

sock sandwich by The Sock Maniac March 1, 2009