Having a running game of solitaire to cover up what you're actually doing on the computer incase of emergencies. Generally used to cover porn.
Kyle: What's that?
Scott: *opens solitaire* Just solitaire
Kyle: That was Runescape, queer
Failed Solitaire Camouflage
Scott: *opens solitaire* Just solitaire
Kyle: That was Runescape, queer
Failed Solitaire Camouflage
by Hippie-Slayer October 17, 2009
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An act of masturbation on a plane under a blanket while watching a film.
First happened while a guy was watching the Bond flick 'Live & Let Die', and was caught having a cheeky one under his blanket over Solitaire (Jane Seymour). Hence 'A Solitaire Shuffle'.
First happened while a guy was watching the Bond flick 'Live & Let Die', and was caught having a cheeky one under his blanket over Solitaire (Jane Seymour). Hence 'A Solitaire Shuffle'.
by Ipcress March 7, 2016
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Jackal: Sure, bro! Are they serving the dog shit- I mean "Mac & Cheese" again?
Jackal: Sure, bro! Are they serving the dog shit- I mean "Mac & Cheese" again?
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Get the Solitary Confinement mug.When a lonely guy jerks off and (because of the abundance of semen he has built up over the holidays) accidentally spooges all over his chin, thus, giving himself a foamy white beard of jizz, and looking uncannily like Father Christmas.
There were so many hot chicks at that holiday party that, later, I ended up pulling a Solitary Bad Santa.
by Hodeesen December 13, 2010
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2. the act of masterbation. can be used in code with cards, spit, snap, poker
2. the act of masterbation. can be used in code with cards, spit, snap, poker
by Katie March 30, 2004
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