Solitaire Camouflage

Having a running game of solitaire to cover up what you're actually doing on the computer incase of emergencies. Generally used to cover porn.

Kyle: What's that?
Scott: *opens solitaire* Just solitaire
Kyle: That was Runescape, queer
Failed Solitaire Camouflage

by Hippie-Slayer October 17, 2009

Sobith

Annoying guy who cant breathe

OMG STOP Sobith

by Terry Long October 10, 2019

A Solitaire Shuffle

An act of masturbation on a plane under a blanket while watching a film.

First happened while a guy was watching the Bond flick 'Live & Let Die', and was caught having a cheeky one under his blanket over Solitaire (Jane Seymour). Hence 'A Solitaire Shuffle'.

'Hey Mikael, what are you doing under that blanket? Are you having 'A Solitaire Shuffle'?'

by Ipcress March 7, 2016

Solitary Confinement

You searched up solitary.
Did you mean "School"?
Or "School"?
Did I mention "School"?

AJ: Hey, can I meet you at Solitary Confinement?
Jackal: Sure, bro! Are they serving the dog shit- I mean "Mac & Cheese" again?

by TrumpIsATramp November 27, 2020

Solitary Bad Santa

When a lonely guy jerks off and (because of the abundance of semen he has built up over the holidays) accidentally spooges all over his chin, thus, giving himself a foamy white beard of jizz, and looking uncannily like Father Christmas.

There were so many hot chicks at that holiday party that, later, I ended up pulling a Solitary Bad Santa.

by Hodeesen December 13, 2010

Solitaire

1. a card game played alone
2. the act of masterbation. can be used in code with cards, spit, snap, poker

I have to go play solitaire now...

by Katie March 30, 2004

naked solitaire

Another word for masturbation...... playing with yourself

Johnny was playing naked solitaire till his mom walked in told him he would go blind.

by Philip Norvell January 4, 2006