A good guy which sometimes is a bit mysterious creep. However, he can also be a true fat ass bitch. He eats Bia everyday and is as dumb as hell! Most of the people that know him, hate him because he is an ass hole. Including me.
Hey, did you se joão soares? I so want do hit that bitch!
Dude did you see how joão soares ate Bia yesterday?!
João soares loves to suck
Dude did you see how joão soares ate Bia yesterday?!
João soares loves to suck
by Jubicley April 22, 2019
 Get the João Soaresmug.
Get the João Soaresmug. When a girl is Spread Eagle on your bed with her ass in the air, you jump and dive your cock into her asshole
by KonarzewskiKiller.wiggle July 23, 2022
 Get the Soaring Eaglemug.
Get the Soaring Eaglemug. by egoup70 November 20, 2009
 Get the Soaring Boreymug.
Get the Soaring Boreymug. A legandary no skin who slays in fortnite
Often seen using just a heavy sniper in combat both close and far
"TOXIC"
Often seen using just a heavy sniper in combat both close and far
"TOXIC"
by sour legacy December 14, 2018
 Get the soar legitimacymug.
Get the soar legitimacymug. Soaring-Eagle <sawr-ing, ee-guh-l> verb, adjective.
Verb
1. To become so intoxicated by alcohol that one begins vomiting in senseless locations.
2. Driving one's own vehicle into a stationary object at high speeds while under the influence of alcohol.
Adjective
2. The state of such intoxication.
Verb
1. To become so intoxicated by alcohol that one begins vomiting in senseless locations.
2. Driving one's own vehicle into a stationary object at high speeds while under the influence of alcohol.
Adjective
2. The state of such intoxication.
1. "Did you hear that he soaring-eagled his Mazda into that tree last weekend?" (As verb)
2. After a few drinks too many, he was so soaring-eagled that he threw up in a washing machine. (As adjective)
2. After a few drinks too many, he was so soaring-eagled that he threw up in a washing machine. (As adjective)
by soaringeagle2013 January 7, 2013
 Get the Soaring-Eaglemug.
Get the Soaring-Eaglemug. 
