soak and poke

you spit on the cock for lubrication and stick it in your snatch

i don't have any K Y jelly.

don't worry i'll just soak and poke

by Pervartistry rocks May 13, 2005

soak-n-poke

A hot spring spa/resort with indoor private tub rooms in which randy guys take their wive's or girlfriends with the intent of getting a little hot steamy action, but more often than not just hear the words, "No way, those walls are way too thin, and I'm not so sure about this water..."

"I took her out to dinner and then to the soak-n-poke, but she was worried the manky water would give her an infection."

by The OriginalWolfy August 25, 2006

Soak it

When a man inserts his penis into a female's vagina and allows it to sit, unattended, for an unspecified period during which pruning occurs.

"Did you soak it?"

"I would have but her gash was barren like the desert."

by O-Chan December 17, 2008

soak opera

A science fiction or action film or television show which is set in or primarily in the ocean or underwater.

Derived from the term soap opera

" Of all the soak operas, Seaquest DSV is probably the most realistic, apart from Sea Hunt."

by D F Stuckey May 4, 2004

soak the loaf

The act of defecating and proceeding to jizz on said floating feces. (Loaf)

Jim: "Dude, I just soaked the loaf so hard last night."
Danny: "Bro, what does soak the loaf even mean?"

Jim: "Dude, you've never soaked your loafs before? Oh man, let me show you."

Jim: *Proceeds to soak a loaf*
Danny: "Jim, what the fuck man."

by YouKnowWhoC; December 28, 2017

soak my gouch

something you yell when an annoying shit fuck starts trying shit in yo hood so you want that nigga to lick the underneath between yo balls and yo ass

Tom, nigga fuck you
Me, yo nigga soak my gouch

by oiFaNCYz- December 15, 2014

Soak it in cider

When any part of a male's body is injured, this is what can be done to make it all better........ See also "soak it inside her".

Damn, Bob just got kicked in the junk, he better soak it in cider.

by Dump truck January 6, 2017