Southern snowpeeper

A Southerner who rises intermittently during the night and peeps out the window to see if it actually snowed as the weatherman predicted. It snows so seldom in the South, some excitement rises even in adults at the possibility of seeing it actually snow!

I made like a Southern snowpeeper last night. I was so eager just to see a flake or two! Now I'll be tired all day..

by People Watcher January 7, 2010

Jon Snowed

You are in the shit. Your hair needs a wash. Your bae is gone, everyone is calling you a titface because your bae WAS your bae, and you can't be lord of Winterfell because some guy with a beard is being a nob.

Person 1: *sigh* My girl just left me, she said she was going somewhere 'hot' and everyone's being a wanker about me liking her.

Person 2: Man, you got SO Jon Snowed.
Person 1: WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER LEFT THE CAVE

by Sakura_Ryuzaki May 4, 2015

snowed under

Have too much work to do

I want to leave work on time today, but I can't because I'm snowed under.

by MC Tunes January 3, 2008

snowfelch

A combination on snowballing and felching. For those not familiar with one or either terms, this essentially involves sucking the ejaculate from your partner's anus/vagina/insert orifice here and then passing it back and forth between your mouths.

Just when I though things couldn't get any kinkier, Justin pulled a snowfelch! That scoundrel!

by The Alyx of Troy October 25, 2007

Vangi-Snooze

When you talk to someone and they completely ignore you until after you try to get your point across. Usually happens between two co-workers when one does not pay attention to the other because they are in their own little world. They usually follow your last word with a quick and abrupt "huh" which at that point the initiator of the conversation has to tediously repeat himself. Sometimes this happens twice with the same main idea.

I was telling my co-worker of a funny incident that happened this past week and they just Vangi-Snoozed on me and paid me no mind.

by mikey4179 November 27, 2010

snowleopards

Beautiful animals, protected but hunted still.
They live in Tibet almong other countries.

I agree with the Dalaï Lama : Snowleopards must be safed.

by All ice February 8, 2006

Risky snooze

The art of turning snooze off on your alarm after being woken up, and going back to sleep in the hope that your body will be the only alarm you need. Often goes disastrously wrong when you wake up and your lecture started 20 minutes ago.

1) "Sorry I'm late for the meeting boss, but I was so hungover this morning that I decided to do a risky snooze and I didn't wake up till your secretary rang, you're cool with that right?"

2) "Hey, where'd you get that black eye?"

"Well I slept with my mates wife, I was gonna leave before he got back, but I was tired so I had a risky snooze just before he came in"

3) "You look fresh"

"Yeah, I totally had a successful risky snooze"

4) "You're forty minutes late for your exam, you will not get the time back"

"But I have an excuse"

"What is it?"

"I went for a risky snooze but didn't wake up in time"

"That's okay then, don't worry I'll talk to the chief examiner about this"

5) The thought process goes -

I'm wide awake and ready to face a new day.

*turns off alarm*

*sits up*

Actually I'm still quite tired.

*lays down*

The alarm is SO far away, screw it I probably won't fall too much asleep.

*wakes up*

"FUCK"

*late*

by ugotpauld December 28, 2011