beer snorkel

Put a bendy-straw into a beer bottle leaving the bent part out. Then chug the beer using the straw as a "snorkel". Similar to a bottle bong but uses a standard bendy-straw.

Blake... that beer snorkel f*cked me up.

by misterree April 27, 2008

Dorkel Snorkel

During the act of fellatio, the recipient strategically times the climax in which he ejaculates in order to benefit himself at the expense of the giver . At the exact moment of ejaculation, the man aggressively plugs the sucker's nose, forcing a desperate gasp of air. Subsequently, the giver is anointed with an inhale of love mayonnaise, and the recipient is awarded with a final forceful suck to eliminate any splurge around the edges.

She was using her hand more than her mouth so I gave her a dorkel snorkel.

by Dr. O'Brien November 3, 2006

Giff snorkel

An elderly gentleman, grey of hair, who likes to float on his back in a pool with an errection which stands above the waterline.

Holy crap. I just saw my next door neighbour in the pool with a giff snorkel. It was pretty small.

by Great snot 87 May 8, 2016

Costa Rican Snorkel

When a girl gives an underwater blowjob in a hot tub coming up for air only when necessary. Note that the whole head must be submerged. Some claim that experts can finish the snorkel without breathing. Mastering the snorkel takes extensive practice and many years of swimming experience.

What are you doing? No way. Not the Costa Rican Snorkel?

It was amazing. I have never seen such a great snorkeler before.

by LovesToSnorkel February 11, 2009

snorvelorgeris

1.)A word showing frustration, distress, etc.; and intellectual word to use instead of writing gibberish.
2.)A word replaces to words: blah, bleck, rawr, etc.

Jim: Snorvelorgeris!
Sarah: What's wrong?
Jim: I completely forgot to do my project that's due tomorrow morning! Snorverlorgeris!
Sarah: don't worry, you'll get it done.

by 741\13T May 26, 2008

Trouser Snorkeled

To give or receive oral sex on a man

I trouser snorkeled your Grandfather

by Thomas broadway January 1, 2010

meat snorkel

The act of blowing air up a girls vagina then breathing it back in.

Yeah I meat snorkeled Liz Shaw last night, kept me going for 10 minutes.

by m1rag3 July 18, 2010