Snorg-tease

The brunette girl with the huge breasts that models for the SnorgTees ads.

Kyle: Wow, she's hot.

Blake: *looks over* Oh, that's just the Snorg-tease.

by LazyHappyLucky October 28, 2010

Turtle Snorkel

A blowjob performed underwater.

The weather in Maui sucked, but I got a turtle snorkel in Napili Bay, so the trip was worth it.

by CountRugen May 2, 2009

land snorkel

A blow job

El Toro- " She sure has a pretty mouth!"
Ray- " Yeah...she might not have starred in "Deliverance", but she knows how to work the land snorkel."

by Juan Nutt March 23, 2011

McLain Snorkel

when you and your sexual partner are in a hottub, and one (or potentionally both) of you proceed to hold your breath, go under water, and perform oral sex on the other for as long as you can hold your breath.

1. How was your date yesterday? Did you guys go in the hottub?
2. Actually, I McLain Snorkel'd her!

by dystopyan December 9, 2018

snoregasm

1. An incredibly obvious fake orgasm. (female)

2. The action of snoring very loudly or passionately.

3. A synonym for wet dream.

1. Man, I could tell she wasn't into me last night. She was having a snoregasm.

2. I couldn't sleep last night, my husband was having a snoregasm.

3. I woke up this morning and my sheets were wet. I must have had a snoregasm.

by Bo Jackstone January 11, 2008

SnorgTees Hottie

A hot girl who wears bad shirts. Particularly the ones who model for SnorgTees, despite the lame jokes, the girls are FINE as hell.

That hot chick with the big boobs and short black hair on the SnorgTees site is a SnorgTees hottie.

by MikeBigD July 23, 2010

Jizz Snorkel

When you haven't seen your woman in so long that you bust such a major cum flood all over her that she needs a breathing apparatus.

Also, you should make sure she has a lifejacket as she will probably be swimming in a few months worth of jizz when you bust a nut... At least give the girl a jizz snorkel.

by Raul (comes out at night) May 1, 2009