Smartphone Intervention 

Sitting a friend down and telling them their phone sucks, specifically that they need to get a smartphone.

"Guys, Jimmy just called me instead of texting me back on his lame flip phone. We totally need to stage a Smartphone Intervention."

Smartphone Intervention by thesharon December 5, 2011

Smartphone Face 

Sagging of the jaw/chin due to constantly looking down at a smartphone.

The girl on the bus intently texting on her iPhone seemed to have developed a smartphone face.

Roy wants surgery to correct his smartphone face.

Smartphone Face by GWG October 26, 2012

smartphone 

the piece of shit that sprint sold to me last year. looks like it should make telephone calls, but it usually just gets yelled at a lot.

This fucking smartphone is the ultimate piece of shit. Do you know where a phonebooth is?

smartphone by Bob the Knob February 7, 2005

smartphone-hobo 

Smartphone-hobos are people who mooch off electricity in public places like train stations and airports. Since power outlets are almost always too far away from any seats, these poor fellows are forced to squat against walls and pillars in order to get the much needed juice for their electric gadgets.

I had plenty of time at the airport but the battery on my iPhone ran out. So I ended up as a smartphone-hobo because I had to use the public wifi.

smartphone-hobo by hiresake May 24, 2014

smartphone prophylactic 

The numerous types of smartphone covers that protect the phone if it's dropped. smartphone, iphone, prophylactic, condom, Apple, Microsoft, Google, android, ios, pc, smartphone case]

I'm lucky that I had an iphone case, my phone wasn't damaged after falling 20 feet down a hill. The case is a smartphone prophylactic, I only wish condoms protected that well.

smartphone prophylactic by joecoolthefool June 3, 2016

snarkphones 

headphones that let you differentiate sarcastic comments from serious ones

Don't forget to put on your snarkphones before reading that article

snarkphones by arkanciscan August 8, 2016

Smartphone anxiety disorder 

The panic and fear a person experiences when they misplace or become separated from their smartphone even for a few minutes. smartphone, iphone, handheld, fear, panic, anxiety, phobia, tech, obsession

I am convinced I suffer from smartphone anxiety disorder. I literally need my iphone to be within reach or I freak out.

Smartphone anxiety disorder by joecoolthefool October 3, 2016