parallel snarking

1. v. - the act of harassing a driver, from the passenger seat, into attempting to fit his car into a space that is too small.

2. v. - ridiculing a driver, from the passenger seat, during the act of parallel parking.

1. Passenger: "Whoa, you banged that fender pretty hard."

Driver: "Well, I didn't think I would fit here until all your parallel snarking about how easy it would be to pull in."

2. Passenger: "Dude, how many times are you going to back up and pull forward until you stick the landing?

Driver: "Hey, I can't concentrate on what I'm doing if you're sitting there parallel snarking."

by scatterfan September 16, 2009

snarkity

Verb: Rude; obnoxious; sarcastic; sleep deprived;

"Geez Suess is being so snarkity today."

by Dr. Suess July 3, 2008

Sharkin' Around

this is slang for lesbians who cruise for hot ladies.

amy ray was sharkin' around last night at the Town House.

by megglio August 1, 2010

Snarfingtons

A restaurant that serves endless Breadsticks as well as dipping sauces but not soup. They also sell cinnamon breadsticks which are very similar to the normal breadsticks except their made with cinnamon. I cannot stress enough that they do not sell Soup.

Person1: Wow! Snarfington's soup is really good!
Person2: Snarfington's doesn't have soup you idiot! It's dipping sauce!

Person1: I'm sorry I didn't know... it was an accident
Person2: you've failed me for the last time!
Person1: please sir, I'm sorry.....NOOOOOOOO!
"boom"
Person2: snarf...Snarfingtons

by shypolarbear March 6, 2013

Starking

Obsessively guarding or patrolling a parking spot when you believe the person in it is pulling out

He's been starking the handicap spot for 5 minutes

by Lindabruh February 4, 2016

snarlin

1.) refers to a blow job
2.) often known as S.O.A.L. or snarlin of a lifetime
3.) to gobble a penis

That bitch gave me a snarlin all night.
It was the soal and I jizzed in her eye.

by Brian Johnson March 29, 2005

snarkenfreude

A compound word combining snarky (itself a combination of snide and remark) and Schadefreude.

Not only does one take joy from other's bad luck or suffering, one quips, preferably within the sufferer's earshot--witty criticism and critique of the sufferer.

"Mr. Cheney," the reporter asked, barely hiding his snarkenfreude, "doesn't having a pacemaker require the presence of an actual heart?"

by Rarl Kove August 26, 2007