snawling

A made up word by a southern country girl

I need a word so snawling is it

by Ald2 December 24, 2018

Twingo Slapping

A game in which you beat one of your friends if you see a Renault Twingo! and if it's a yellow one you beat him twice!!!

Your friend: why did you beat me?
You: I saw a Twingo
your friend: ooh! Twingo slapping

by T-struction June 19, 2011

Sausage Sampling

When a female, typically of the slut and whore variety, purposely dates and has sexual relations and hook ups with multiple males. See Cock Whore.

I thought I had found my one true love but was shattered to find out I was only one of many in her robust Sausage Sampling.

by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015

slapping the salami

yanking your chicken, choking the chicken. masturbating.. for a man.. yankin the wanker

He slaps the salami before a big date..

by carol April 4, 2004

turkey slapping

slapping a person on or about the face with an erect penis

I spent last night turkey slapping your mom!

by Mike from So Cal July 2, 2006

semen sapling

Another name for Bradford Pear trees, namely because of the aroma they emit during the summer. For some reason they produce the exact smell one would find at a gay orgy: hot, raw jizz. The smell can be so strong that one can smell it for miles at a time while driving with the windows down permitting discomfort and nausea.

I can't stand going outside because all I can smell are those cursed semen saplings!

by Servemaster June 27, 2008

slapping the captain

masturbating
(i.e. turning japanese, chucking custard, choking the chicken, wringing the meat, sliding the salami, exploding the chode, etc....)

Jack slapped his captain because Jane wouldn't fuck him.

by LaxG March 17, 2004