by Nekromantu June 26, 2020
Get the Smecher mug.self-smush refers to the act of having sex with one's self, aka masturbating. From the Jersey Shore phrase, to smush meaning to have sex.
Steve was having a tough time scoring with the ladies, so he decided to stay in on Friday, curl up with some lube and tissues, and self-smush the night away.
by Charles IV October 2, 2010
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A masturbation technique where you take a jar of Smuckers (your choice of flavor), open it and insert your penis, then proceed to masturbate with the jam.
OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.
OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.
Random Guy: I totally made my gf a Smucker Fucker sandwich last night!
Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???
Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!
Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???
Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!
by PandaBearPro November 15, 2011
Get the Smucker Fucker mug.a poor smuck is the guy who is basically a loser who is caught in a web of circumstances that seem to be beyond his power to change his life. Actually if he had the determination to stand up and pull himself out of his situation he would probably be a weak normal person. However he feels so beaten down he is afraid to stand up and make his choices.
A guy living with a dominering wife, kids and mother-in-law and stuck in a low paying job with a doctor's degree is a poor smuck.
by Marvey May 31, 2006
Get the poor smuck mug.by asanovic June 11, 2009
Get the Smunchies mug.The word that means anything you want it to mean. It can be used in different tenses such as sauchin', sauched, sauches, sauchness, saucher, etc.
I sauched her last night man.
Did you see his sauch yet?
Don't be such a sauch.
I had such a sauchin' time.
He got sauched last night.
What a pain in the sauch.
What the sauch is her problem?
Look at all those sauches over there.
WHAT THE SAUCH!
Did you see his sauch yet?
Don't be such a sauch.
I had such a sauchin' time.
He got sauched last night.
What a pain in the sauch.
What the sauch is her problem?
Look at all those sauches over there.
WHAT THE SAUCH!
by Sauch Master 3000 August 4, 2008
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