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smorple

the most beautiful boy in the world. just had to put it out there that he is beautiful :) my babie danny is the cutest daddie you've ever seen. i hope he reads this and realizes i love him sm :) I LOVE YOU MY MONKEY
you danny ur a cute fuckin smorple
by dannyisfuckinhot March 21, 2019
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Nut Smore

You lay a piece of toilet paper down then take a dump then nut on it then lay a piece of tp on top.
Macala used the bathroom after me and saw my nut smore.
by Phartman November 8, 2012
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Double Scorpion

Sexual position where the Male lies on his back and the female straddles him while facing him. Then she does a back bend and rides him while in the back bend position.
She went double scorpion on his ass.
by MKR666 October 2, 2019
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SMOP

Small matter of programming or Simple matter of programming -- your problem is not solved by existing software, but you should be able to write software to solve the problem yourself.

Sometimes used humorously to describe a hard problem that the speaker pretends is easy.
Q: How do I get my computer to respond to speech commands?
A: Pull the sound off the sound card via /dev/audio and the rest is a SMOP. :-)
by Chris Dolan October 15, 2007
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Scorpion King Syndrome

Scorpion King Syndrome: A storytelling tool used in many big-budget motion pictures.

SKS (pronounced 'sucks') is when an action movie's premise supposedly revolves around a major antagonist, where in fact the villain is actually only mentioned for less than five minutes at the start of the movie, altogether forgotten, and then appears at the very end of the movie.

The villain in question typically has no identity of his/her own, only that of a 'force' to be dealt with by the hero of the movie. Typically this villain is quickly killed to great fanfare, yet little emotional context to the viewer.
"Did you see Transformers? I wish Megatron had been in it and had a real character more than he was. I think he was suffering from Scorpion King Syndrome."

See: The Mummy Returns
by Christopher Majewski June 20, 2008
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lord viper scorpion

"Lord Viper Scorpion" was a character from Comedy Central's "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" performed by Tom Johnson in several episodes in the 2000 to 2001 seasons. "Lord Viper Scorpion" was the anonymous self proclaimed Internet expert or hacker that appears onscreen with his face pixelated and altered voice.

A "Lord Viper Scorpion" is a person that hides behind a laughable veneer of pretentious, posturing aggressiveness and claims knowledge or power over others but is really ineffectual and is meek in person.
Don't worry about his threats, he's a "Lord Viper Scorpion".
by lord viper scorpion April 17, 2009
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Modern Smorefare 2

The game that Modern Warfare 2 has become: a madhouse where every game is filled with campers.
James: Call of Duty is such a great game, bro!!
Chris: Why would you still play Modern Smorefare 2, it's filled with campers!
by redmetal777 April 29, 2010
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