SMOO

An acronym, short for "smells like poo." Response to a statement or action by a person or entity, which is intended to shine-on the recipient.

Variations: SMOOing, act of shining-on or BSing.

BOSS: We will carefully consider your thoughts, run it by our corporate office, and have a response for you shortly.

WORKER TO CO-WORKER: That guy is smooing us. What is this "we" stuff?

by whalewriter January 12, 2006

smoos news

When something is pleasing to the ear and it is good news.

Antonym: Bad News

Person 1: "Dude, I won the lottery today!"

Person 2: "Smoos News!"

by John Sim August 4, 2004

Smoo marks

The white stains left over after a shag with a wetster

"Dam man, im not sleeping on that its got smoo marks all over it"

by FAULTY1 November 14, 2012

Smoo

A person that goes abnormal distances to please the boss. Would even go as far as changing sexual orientation to make the boss happy

Did you see what Lenny did to get promoted?

Don't bother telling me everyone knows he's a smoo he snitches everyone out. He burps and you can smell the bosses semen.

Smoo- Suck Me Off Or

by Sixfootstupid March 7, 2016

Smoo

According to the first time you make a new Reddit avatar, Smoo is the little robot / alien thing that Reddit uses as they're mascot.

Dude, my Smoo looks so fucking cool.

by anonymous January 20, 2021

smarty-smoo

A remark given to one being a total smart ass.

mark: ooh, look at me, im wade. im a total smarty-smoo

wade: y u do dis mark???

by ShuhDude¯\_(ツ)_/¯ January 1, 2017

smoos

it can be anything. grab your smoos & go, you smell like smoos, today is so smoos out.

“ah smoos”

“my gawd you smell like smoos!”
“smoos like buttah” (butter)

by jerimiglio June 3, 2021