Definitions by Derpothegoat

Bog Cauldron

When the pipes clog and poop, pee and other fluids start flooding but they don't leak out of the toilet and you can't fix it so the slurry just sits there and emits a foul odor until a plumber comes.

"Whats that smell?"

"My toilet clogged."
"Damn... sorry about that."
"The bog cauldron is ruining my house!"

Bog Cauldron by Derpothegoat July 14, 2026

Smoo

Extremely smelly and thick diarrhea that comes out in unbelievable quantities.

Dad: "The dog just made an oopsie! There's smoo everywhere!"

Smoo by Derpothegoat July 10, 2026

Swamp bubble

A bubble made of diarrhea that is huge, large, stinky, and disguises itself as a fart.

Fred: *Farts*
Tom: "Bro that sounded like a swamp bubble!
Fred: "That wasn't a fart..."

Swamp bubble by Derpothegoat July 10, 2026

Flabby Fakeout

When your butt is sweaty and you let out a huge fart, causing you to think you pooped yourself.

I was walking home and had a flabby fakeout! I was so scared!

Flabby Fakeout by Derpothegoat July 10, 2026

Flabby Fakeout

When your buttcrack is really sweaty and you carelessly let out a huge fart which causes you to believe you shat yourself.

I was walking home and then had a flabby fakeout! I nearly had a heart attack!

Flabby Fakeout by Derpothegoat July 10, 2026