Smiffy

To be pompously furious for something that you probably shouldn't get furious over. The thing you'd be furious over is petty, useless and doesn't really affect anyone in the long run at all.

"Ayo, is Alexandra still mad at us for sitting in her spot at the lunch table when she was absent?"

"Yeah, what a smiffy bitch."

by TobyLikesWaffles February 9, 2022

Premature Smiffulation

Derived from the latin 'smyftus interuptus'. To have your profile banned (or smyffed) from social networks earlier than planned. Usually caused as a result of the profile owner not using enough patience or discretion when pushing the social network rulebook.

When a profile owner suffers premature smiffulation, they do not gain automatic entry into the social graveyard. They must first get their profile reactivated in order to complete their work. Only then can they pass through the pearly gates.

JOHN: What's up Dave, you're looking out of sorts?

DAVE: Sorry John, I was miles away. I was just about to reach my peak last night when I err......prematurely smiffulated.....no don't laugh....it's not funny!

JOHN: I know Dave, sorry. If it's any consolation, premature smiffulation is quite normal and it happens to a lot of profiles. Try taking one of these about 30 minutes before you next log-on and you'll have that profile up in no time.

DAVE: Thanks John, you're a true friend......just please don't tell Jenny!

JOHN: Too late Dave, I Tweeted her whilst you were whining....wus!!

by Mahabarat March 10, 2010

smife

A dishonest , fake mother trucker who thinks hes a drug dealer but really hes a backwards ass hustler and claims to be so loyal but he will fuck you any chance he gets. ; small penis ; 2 second man

You just got smifed.

by abride April 19, 2014

Smiff

A Terse exclamation of approval. Shortened from Smiffy which is a bastardization of Spiffy.

"Your last minute order will arrive at 9am tomorrow, guaranteed."
"Smiff..."

by Maetrix January 14, 2008

smiffenpoofs

The Smith College Smiffenpoofs are the oldest female collegiate a cappella group in the nation, founded in 1936 after a group of Smith girls heard the Yale University men's a cappella group the Whiffenpoofs and decided to start their own at Smith. Today the Smiffenpoofs (not SMITHenpoofs) are affectionately called the "Poofs," and perform at Smith events, at other colleges, at weddings and charity events, and elsewhere. Their repertoire has expanded to include both classics (Softly, Manhattan, etc.) and contemporary hits (Hide and Seek, Californication, The Chain, Lady Marmalade, etc.). They are particular fans of the Brown University men's group, the Brown Derbies.

"What are those sweet, dulcit tones that I hear...that fabulous vocal percussion...that amazing soloist...those perfect harmonies...and PS I love this song...what IS that?"

"It's the Smith College Smiffenpoofs."

by poof<3 January 23, 2008

Spify

Stands for "So proud I fucked you"

Damm! My exs selfie was soooo sexy I commented " #spify " so she knows it's real.

by Banesss April 12, 2015

Smiff

A derogatory term given to a friend who fails to show up at a meeting, embark on a drinking night out or generally makes a mockery of himself within earshot. Coming from the line in the "Wedding Crashes";

"Hes a cock-smith" and alternating the ending to avoid clashes with the popular name "Smith".

Can also be lengthend to "Smiffington" which in esence, is a less harsh version of the word. Also better around OAP's or vulnerable people.

"<friend> is such a Smiff".

Friend 1: "Wheres <friend>?
Friend 2: "I dunno, think he is sitting in tonight.."
Friend 1: "God, he is such a Smiff!"

by GruffHater May 15, 2009