Smecible

A Decibel. A unit of measuring sound.
Contrary, we have the Smecible. The unit of how strong you smell.

jim: "dude, you're hittin' high on the smecible scale!"
tim: " yeah i know man, didn't have time for a shower today..."

by the_k_man_________ June 19, 2010

Seepies Neow

The term used when a person is in process of, or is currently, sleeping. The term can be used in other instances as well including, "hook ups neow" or "seacos neows".

K-dubs just told Gemma Louise it was time for seepies neow.

Lee wants to go seepies neow but Molly said NONO.

Shhh, Pete and Danny are seepies neow.

by Molly McC December 6, 2007

smedium

The size of a shirt when it is too small for the person wearing it.

Did you see Denny today?

No why?

Homeboy's rockin his favorite smedium Tee again

by cynicali January 1, 2008

Smeigh

A man who eats pussy 100% of the time before engaging in sex.

Pronounced (smay)

Matt: "You gotta eat it man, every time."

Bill: "You're a true Smeigh, you know that?"

Example #2: I swear to God, I've never fucked a woman without eating her out first. I can't help it, I'm a smeigh.

by BreakerOneNine August 22, 2009

smeppy

adjective; the exact the opposite of spiffy

You used to be pretty smeppy, but you have really tidied yourself up. Nice hat!

by James Paige April 18, 2006

Sempiawkward

When something feels awkward for eternity.

"The elevator ride was sempiawkward because the person next to me farted and I had to wait for 6 more floors."

by CringingLaugh February 26, 2017

Shmepic

Arguably the highest notch on the “epic” scale. Used to categorize any gamer moment too epic for mortal comprehension.

Walter has a shmepic afternoon

by shmepicgamergorl420 January 2, 2019