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Smoldering Cigar

A sexual position in which someone places the head of a man's penis in their mouth, and then lights the man's pubes on fire creating the effect of smoking a cigar.
My girlfriend tried doing a smoldering cigar in bed last night and burnt the house down.
by Willwall November 25, 2014
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Smuldering

When a man covers another mans face with his ball sack.
Josh and Brett's date ended with a smuldering and ball sweat radiated off both Brett's face and Josh's ball sack
by Lovi84 September 21, 2018
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Shettering

Shettering (Verb): When someone is angry or annoyed and filled with rage due to incompetence or mistakes being made or just fed up with policies which do not make practical sense and they direct their anger at someone by making them feel small and unintelligent through various tactics.
I screwed up at work and my boss was Shettering all over me!
by TXGFS June 4, 2020
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smolfering

Attempting to show an angst-ridden, sexy look, in the way that an attractive but probably vapid actor or model would, but instead failing miserably and simply looking angry or possibly constipated.
"The b-list actor tried to pull off a look that would've been described as 'smoldering' if he had a less unattractive nose, but he instead simply looked smolfering."
by mayhemic July 30, 2004
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Sweltering Throbber

A very large venous, almost impossible to talk down erection Called Sweltering Throbber because it is hot to the touch and pulsing with pure masculinity, can only be cured by plowing Lady GaGa
"Oh man I have a such a sweltering throbber right now"
"well then talk it down"
"I can't the only way it will go down is if i plow Lady Gaga"
by Steele00001 October 21, 2009
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smoldering

MYRA was smoldering before she was smoking
by chuck May 19, 2004
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smartering

the arrogant behaviour of a person who claims that he has an excellent understanding of a subject but in fact ends up having to confess that he has just a smattering of the subject.
It turned out at long last the he had just a smartering of astrology.
by uttam maharjan November 23, 2010
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