A smedick is a persons dick in which smells really bad because it has been rammed into someones asshole.
by super awesome dude May 13, 2006
Get the smedick mug.a combination of the words sms and essay, an smessay is a text message of an extreme, ridiculous length, often containing irrelevant information on someone's life that you just don't care about. Most often received in the early hours of the morning after the consumption of copious amounts of alcohol.
The following is an actual smessay:
"Just got my fifth shoe compliment from a woman with dreadlocks, a half-shaved head and lots of facial piercings. How cool is that? My range of audience for shoe compliments - same shoes by the way - is pretty damn broad now. And yes, I am incredibly shallow. More than you could ever know."
"Just got my fifth shoe compliment from a woman with dreadlocks, a half-shaved head and lots of facial piercings. How cool is that? My range of audience for shoe compliments - same shoes by the way - is pretty damn broad now. And yes, I am incredibly shallow. More than you could ever know."
by Tammara Dawson October 30, 2007
Get the smessay mug.One who is both smug and a weasel.
People of this ilk take great pleasure is possessing these characteristics because they are smug weasels.
Jaycob Mullingham Turner III of Chelmsford Chelmsfordshire is the only known living example of a Smeasel.
People of this ilk take great pleasure is possessing these characteristics because they are smug weasels.
Jaycob Mullingham Turner III of Chelmsford Chelmsfordshire is the only known living example of a Smeasel.
'That guy Jake has such and smug face and the personality of a weasel'
'Yeh, that's why they call him Smeasel'
'Yeh, that's why they call him Smeasel'
by Wickery January 16, 2014
Get the Smeasel mug.A smedders is a snack medley, often referred to as a smedely. Commonly, a combination of nuts, crisps, cheddars, scratchings, and other salted snacks available in a British pub. Debate rages as to whether individual components of a smedders can be mixed together in a separate receptacle.
"Barry, can you run to the pub and get the smedders in, the boys are starving. But for goodness sake, do not mix the smedders until Joe arrives"
by Cripper June 9, 2018
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Get the smecsi mug.I had cheesedick so bad that I decided to go fuck a homeless woman and make a little scrambled smegs. The sex was hot. The smell was not.
by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2018
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