scavenger dump

the act of leaving a few hints of feces in plain sight en route to a hot and steamy prize some distance from the original "clues". the scavenger dump is best executed in the homes of others or in public domains...unless, of course, you enjoy cleaning up your own shit, in which case, feel free to scavenger dump in the comfort of your own home.

note: the scavenger dump is not to be confused with an AFR (accidental fecal release), commonly known as the shart. the scavenger dump is purely intentional and malicious in nature.

i was in the library the other day and i left those bookworms a scavenger dump from the british lit section into the rare books collection...talk about a Shakespearian tragedy for whoever has to clean that up!

by me@tspin October 16, 2010

shaven haven

A shaven haven is a well presented fanny; shaven fully or very neatly, miminal bush. A haven for all who venture there!

The Brazillian is a great example of the way ALL ladies should be! Pornstars are renound for their shaven haven's.

by Big Col May 30, 2006

Scavenger Swagg

Extreme ability to scavenge to benefit thy self. Items being Scavenged can range to some hot pussy, to some dank chicken nuggets from chick-fil-a.

Person A: "Yo man you going to eat all those nuggets?"
Person B: "No man dig in."
Person A: (says to himself) "Scavenger Swagg"

by ScavengerSwagBL October 2, 2011

spaventa

An roving organ that resides in the abdomen. Each person's spaventa is in a location unique to his or her body. Highly unknown territory and troublesome; use is not yet discovered.

Keith's spaventa was causing him an especially large amount of pain last week.

by Phyllis Corbin February 24, 2009

scavenger

someone who never smokes their own weed but invites themself over when you're smoking YOUR own weed

Damn he always stops by when we're gettin high and he takes a few hits of our shit. He's a scavenger.

by anonymous April 6, 2004

Shaven haven

Sadly, not my bird

A front bottom that is as smooth as a baby's arse smoking a Hamlet

by Algernon St. Querible October 22, 2003

British Scavenger Hunt

A game typically played during spring break where contestants attempt to collect the most "pounds" by adding the weights of all the girls they've successfully laid during the allotted time.

Notes:
-Approval of approximate weight of girl is required by at least one other contestant.
-No, playing just the tip does not count.
-No matter how many times you shag the same girl, her weight is only added once.

Strategies include:

Delusional:
The narcissist who attempts to win the competition by hooking up with at least 35 anorexic models.
Note: To date, only one successful delusional campaign has been reported.

Dance of Desperation:
A very awkward mating ritual performed with a colossal dance-floor-loving female of the gravity-happy variety. Recognized as the fastest way to climb up the leaderboard.
Warning: the high BAC required to pull the DoD off may backfire without the aid of viagra. Also, NEVER EVER agree to be on bottom.

Sams Club:
Lets just say that everything you buy there is simply bigger.

Rambo:
a rapidfire all out effort to take down anything you can whenever you can.

Vulture:
A shameless player who takes down all the emotionally confused girls that have already been run through by other contestants. The best vultures pick up a lot of pounds (and possibly stds) with little effort.

Making the Fat lady sing:
When the points leader virtually guarantees his victory by O-facing the biggest of targets on the last night of competition.

Chris was killing last year's British Scavenger Hunt until Ryan's epic Dance of Desperation won him the Crown.

by APA March 24, 2008