party smartie [disco biscuit]

an ectasy tablet, from english sweet 'smartie' (registered trademark)

to drop a party smartie

by chris December 14, 2003

Blue Smartie Syndrome

Blue Smartie Syndrome (BSS) is caused by ingestion of the additives E128 and E133. Other additives can cause similar effect, though the previous are the most used as examples. These are colours (Red and Blue respectively) found in many sweets and processed foods in varying amounts. They are known to cause hyperactivity in children, which can lead to INAD or hyperactive behaviour. Hence, it is extremely unwise to give smarties to hyperactive children, unless you want to prize them off of next door's TV aerial.

"What? Two BOXES? That's enough sugar for them to have a high of several hours!"

by Tristan March 20, 2005

smarties

A unit of measurement used to describe the length of a woman's nipples by way of comparison to how many 'smarties' candies you would need to stack to equal the nipple length.

"The girl in the pink bikini is showing three smarties"

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

Smarties

When a ladies nipples are erect under her shirt and it looks as though she has placed 2 smarties under it.

"hey! Looks like your smuggling some smarties!"
"mmm smarties"
"I'm not surprized you have smarties, it is a cold day"

by *Francis* June 15, 2007

smarmer

An extended, or embellished version of the word "smarm," meaning sleazy, or smugly self-satisfied.

"Oh the smarmer and the sleazebag should be friends!"
--Old Southern Folk Song

by Charliedeist September 15, 2007

Smarkie Face

An Insult, Should Only Be Used When You're Extremely Mad At The Person.
(( May Not Go Over Well When You Call Someone It ))

Person 1: You Stupid Smarkie Face!
Person 2: What The Hell Did You Just Say To Me?
Person 1: I Called You A Smarkie Face! You Got Pwned!
Person 2: Oh, I'll Show You Who'll Get Pwned All Right...
Person 1: Oh No!

by em[ily] grace May 3, 2008

Smartie Snorter Syndrome

Also called the "Triple S" Smartie Snorter Syndrome are side affects exspirenced after snorting a whole smartie. Side Effects include mainly: Dizziness and a itchy nose.

"dude I just snorted a whole pack of smarties. Im gonna be on the Triple S soon"

"Yea man im gonna have Smartie Snorter Syndrome"

by ZAGonZIG January 7, 2013