Smallings

A small ting. A person or thing which is of low quality, value and or importance to a comical extent.

Usually applied as an insult. (noun)

"That kid is a smallings"

Oi Smallings, you are a small ting and I am teaching you the ting.

by lstead May 8, 2013

Scalding The Puppy

Playing an instrument extremely well, and showing it who's boss!

"DUDE! Did you see that dude playing the guitar, at the house party, the other night?!? He was scalding the puppy, man!

by Imapunkster February 18, 2012

Spalding

The act of inserting a tennis racket either orally, anally, or vaginally.

That girl is is getting a good anal spalding.

by Craig spalding September 4, 2018

spalding

someone who should be/is about to be punched/beaten up. After the brand Spalding who among other things make punching bags for boxers.

"Hey spalding!"...BANG!

by Prince Walter April 28, 2008

Spalding

When someone is sped and balding, at the same time

Me: "Damm, Peap is spalding"

by erguhgehri November 19, 2019

Smadding

To be vibing in sadness and anger at the same time.

Bruh I be smadding. 😤

by Pridot June 30, 2020

Spalding

When you've become so angry at a game that you start to insulting the people around you.

Guy 1: dude relax bro it's just uno
Guy 2: NO DUDE I'M FUCKING SPALDING FUCK YOU!!!

by Possible Goose June 10, 2022