Smalking

Stalking a stranger at the mall for short periods of time.

Girlfriend: "That metrosexual guy over there with the uber-hot hair has been following us for the last 5 minutes"
Boyfriend: "Don't flatter yourself - he's probably just perusing those flash reveal photography books over there."
Girlfriend: "Seriously, he's like, smalking me!"
Boyfriend: " FML ."

by captain tegan December 18, 2009

shalaka

1. Slang for totally cool, this rules or "Hey, check out this cool thing I just did!".

2. A word that sounds really cool when you say it properly.

3. Used to describe a female that likes something very much. (Normally sexual in nature)

4. A way to express one's own accomplishment.

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ex 1. SHALAKA!

ex 2. SHALAKA...

ex 3. Shalaka my wang.

ex 4. SHALAKA

by KingBad June 26, 2006

shalakee

something thats not good, not cool, also couls stand for sh*t.

"That is some major shalakee

by Katie Russo December 14, 2003

Shalako

Shalako is a really great friend. He's a walking encyclopedia for pokemon and some games on discord. Beware because he likes to tease you with his girlfriend damian if you have small hands and have a strong accent when it comes to words like tinder. If you do him. his friends or his family wrong in any type of way he will go assassin on you. He's pretty sexy, loyal, kind and sweet. A friend to keep for life.

e.m : "he's a pretty cool americano"
d.c : "he's the wild shalako"

by sexy aussie January 29, 2018

tall smalker

you're at a party and everybodys really cool and small talking so you're trying to adapt to them but it turns out weird because you're out of practice

"hey, long time no see. what have you been up to?"
"I - I been thinking about how to connect to people. Even though I - I havent been myself really and life right now is just so confusing. I - I really want to dance and enjoy myself. you know. and I - I want to be less distanced but - eheh - its like my computer caught a bug?
(turns to friend): "beware, she's a tall smalker."

by Krkič January 18, 2020

Shalaka

The best in worst. Lacks creativity. Well endowed. Looks compensate for her intellectualism. A complete bore.

Don't be so Shalaka.

by ISayOnlyTheTruth October 11, 2019

smalahove

a diskusting dish. it's a sheeps head who is smoked and grilled. it looks like a burned sheep head!
yeakh!

yekh! what is that???
it's smalahove!!!!!!!

by Steingrim April 14, 2005