smacktard

A person bent on destroying your fun, also known as a Blink 182 fan. They should be pitied for their incompetence and taken to a proper facility to be re-introduced into society as a steel worker.

Wow, you were smacked t'hard as a kid.
i like peanuts. Hahaha.

by Bob the Magician June 7, 2004

Smacktard

Noun. A derivation of the word "Smackhead" (which denotes a heroin addict). Someone who is such a worthless bastard or idiot that they might as well be a full-on heroin junkie. This did not, as most of the current definitions suggest, originate from internet gaming, because it has been in use for the last 10 years or more. The author of this definition recalls using as well as hearing the word circa 1992.

"If you think this word originated from Battlefield '42, you're more of a smacktard than I thought."

by Erik Jacobson May 22, 2005

Smacktard

Someone who is addicted to smack and is mentally retarded.

Man that fuckwit is fuckin smacktard.

by DiDwE November 4, 2008

smacktard

Person who does something annoying in a netwiorked game.

Sanitized version of fucktard.



eg Gamespy Banner Ad, early 2004:

"We do not tolerate cheating smacktards!"

by Anthony Cassidy March 29, 2004

Smacktard

Someone too unrepentantly stupid to be called a wordfucktard. Smacktards actually are trying to be stupid.

Your friends are such a pack of smacktards....cuz they keep on hanging out with a wordfucktard like you.

by Balzac February 18, 2003

Smacktard

Someone who says things that are so stupid or obvious that you just want to smack them upside the head.

Fey: Now how do I get this up?

Lana: You might want to rephrase that...

Jake: Yeah...

...

Josh: AAAHAHAHAHA YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT A PENIS!!!

Everyone: Um, no Josh...

...

Jake: Smacktard...
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Eliot: 'Fucktard' is the best expression ever.

Laura: No, 'smacktard' is. You smack a smacktard, but you don't fuck a fucktard.

Eliot: Yeah, well you don't arse a hole either...

...

Laura: WTF...

by q(^0^)p April 23, 2008

smacktard

Someone who is generally a fool.

Don't team kill you smacktard

by PuGZoR March 19, 2003