Skype ‘n Wipe

Slang for the foul habit of attending a staff meeting online while using the toilet.

Although entirely socially unacceptable, his twisted judgment led him to believe that Skype ‘n Wipe was somehow OK.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020

slopey shoulders

Means the opposite of "broad shouldered" (to act strong and confident and carry alot of burden/responsility in your stride). People (usually a manager) acquire this title by dodging work and/or making decisions and generally pass the buck onto a subordinate. This is done to avoid blame or to avoid doing a task that may be boring.

Officeworker 1: Dave the manager has just given me a pile of accounts to work on thats going to be externally audited!!

Officeworker 2: But he's more qualified than you to do it! Jeez that guy has got such slopey shoulders!

by The Realist! February 2, 2009

Skype Penguin

A skype penguin is a penguin full of choclatey goodness who skypes egyptian uncles while talking to a ravneet = a person who believe they are black and enjoys eating zebra naan daily.

"omg look at that chocolatey Skype Penguin!"

by ihave6fingers August 16, 2011

Slopez

Commonly used to address mentally challenged Latinos; it is a combination of the word 'Slow" and the name "Lopez". The name Lopez is used because it is a common name among Latinos.

I wouldn't leave Slopez to do this kind of work. He doesn't quite grasp, well, anything.

by Murlop July 13, 2018

skype goggles

The unexplained phenomenon in which one skype user perceives the other skype user to be more attractive than they truly are. This can be largely attributed to the low quality of the video feed. This is similar to beer goggles.

Yo, dude must have skype goggles on because that girl isn't that attractive.

by Kevin G - halfanonionbagel January 17, 2009

Skypesturbation

Skypesturbation is the term for masturbating while engaged in communication while using Skype internet telephony; usually involving video.

"This Canadian girl and I have been doing marathon, 3 hour skypesturbation session!"

by mobbSF November 1, 2009

slope man

The one true all power full god we all shall bow to his might his opposite is verticals line they are evil all hail slope man

“Give slope man your soul please”

by Cult of SlopeMan January 21, 2020