Snoozled

1. A state of drowziness, laziness, and sleepiness

I feel very snoozled after a long day of work.

by linebacker582 August 24, 2010

Snoozle

The act of temporarily ignoring one's alarm clock because of physical contact with a sleeping partner.

I meant to get out of bed at 8, but my girlfriend rolled over and put her arm around me in her sleep. So I wound up hitting the snoozle button until 8:10, and that's why I wasn't at the staff meeting where the boss told us we'd all be laid off.

by Tiercelet January 11, 2013

Poon Swoozled

Preventing a fellow female from getting ass when shes going down the stretch. A person (male/female) can poon swoozle inadvertently but it is often done out of jealousy or bitch-ism.

I could have totally hooked up with that dude if that cunt hadn't poon swoozled me.

by Jesse McCormack October 6, 2008

sloozer

A combination of the words "suck" and "loose". Commonly used to talk down upon another.

John: I can't go to the club tonight because I have to study."

Chris: John, you are such a sloozer.

by scruffykid May 4, 2006

Dusty Snoozle

When a guy with a flaccid dick tries to fuck a girl with an extremely dry pussy and can't even get it in.

I guess neither of us were that into it because when we tried to fuck all we got was a dusty snoozle.

by Kitty Vagina July 12, 2011

slozzle

the walk of an obese person, one who is far too large for normal walking. specifically those who have thighs which touch, and knees that face inward. the walk consists of throwing the left side of the body forward, and then the right side, and so on.

walking is to thin people, as slozzle is to obese people.

by kevin and steve September 2, 2005

sloozie patrol

n. A pack of attractive, athletic males hunting for groups of loosely dressed females who generally lack self-respect, morals, and/or common values. Most often found working social environments such as nightclubs, "downtown", 5th ave's, etc.

"We goin out tonight, son?"

"Fo sho kid, sloozie patrol is in full effect tonight. Let's do work! ...Shots?"

by Evan, Scott, and Diego August 26, 2007