Slower Than Your Dad

Slower Than Your Dad is a term that is similar to Faster Than Your Mom. It is used in a lobby with friends, and describes what you say when your friend gets killed, downed or absolutely shit on. It’s really a BRUH moment!

Joseph: “360, aww fuck I’m dead”
Friend: “Come on Joseph, anytime your about to die you gotta move faster than your mom not slower than your dad! RUN THAT BITCH ASS FASTER THAN USAIN BOLT TRYING TO ESCAPE A WAR OF HERCULES VS. JESUS CHRIST.

by Poison2793 May 20, 2022

Slower Lower

The southern portion of Delaware that is separated from the northern portion of Delaware by the C & D Canal. The residents tend to be much more conservative then the progressive residents north of the canal.

Delaware is a liberal state, except for those rednecks in slower lower.

by 12 Mile Circle September 15, 2010

Slower than molasses

to move or function in a slow sloth like way..compared to cooking molasses in a slow cooker.

this bus is moving slower than molasses!

by sweetsincerity January 19, 2009

slonger

A penis, usually of gargantuan length and girth.

Omar's slonger had to be tucked into his sock.

by Dicky July 15, 2005

stogerette

Derived from the East Bay, meaning ciggarette.

"Mind if I fire me up a stogerette?"

"Nah dude, go for it."

by Crumble! December 27, 2005

sloper

A term used in the rock climbing community. Describing the bulbous curvaceous nature of a particular type of climbing hand hold, often considered to be at the very pinnacle of climbing holds.

Pete was in awe of the action he was getting on these fabulous slopers, the climbing route had one beautiful slopey hand hold after the other.

by Gareth Yoxall February 13, 2006

Pulling a Slover

to attend a place, function, or town that many of a person's well know accomplices reside, only to not take the decent courtesy to relay the knowledge of being at that particular place, function, or town to the accomplice of that person.

"Yeah man. John really pissed me off last time I was in town, so I'm going to be pulling a slover next time I pass through."

by 'manda February 2, 2010