siwywjfm

Sometimes, I Wish You Would Just Fuck Me.

Guy 1: "Check out this note i just got from my teacher!"
Guy 2: "siwywjfm? what does that mean?"
Guy 1: "It means 'Sometimes, I Wish You Would Just Fuck Me,' you idiot."

by leroy jones November 23, 2007

slawyn

Slawyn is a very lovable, hot, adorable, caring, shy, cute and brainy. He is athletic and smells really good. He thinks alot and gets bored easily but not when he is with someone he loves. He is the best boyfriend anyone can have. He'll take care of you and do anything for you. He'll do small things to make you happy. He'll hold you tight while you cry and make wierd faces to make you laugh. He doesnt care about what others think and does what he wanted to in the first place. He cares only for the people he loves and doesn't give a damn about the others. He dreams the biggest but often doesn't realise his worth. He is often inexpressive about his thoughts but if he doesn't like you, you will know. He could be the best person you've met once you get to know him. When he loves someone he loves truly. He is going to be a great person and achieve all his dream, he just needs somebody to believe in him.

He is the perfect person to fall in love with and you wouldn't exchange him for the world.♡
Happiness is having a Slawyn in your life♡

You are so amazing, you must be SLAWYN.
He is too funny, he has got to be SLAWYN.

by chubbs301 November 22, 2014

skiwy

when ice cream starts to melt and becomes soupy.

"wow I should have eaten my ice cream sooner, it has become so skiwy."

by skiwycreater February 14, 2022

Slimy

An adjective used to describe a male who endeavours to spend as much time as possible being 'good friends' with other peoples girlfriends behind the back of the girls boyfriend. He will occasionally try to get too close with her and she may become aware of his true intentions, but this is only in lucky scenarios. Until then she will insist to her boyfriend that they are 'just good friends', which is frustrating for guys who know his true intentions which are obvious to males.

Similar to a 'schweff' but prefers girls who are taken for some sick reason.

1) Pete is getting too close with Philippa, mate, but she doesn't have a clue.

2) I know man, he's so slimy.

by antislime January 18, 2011

Slimy Carrot

refers to a man's penis immediately after pulling out at the conclusion of sex with a female partner.

When she got up, my slimy carrot fell and stuck to my leg.

by Mr. Goodtimes August 30, 2009

slimy apple

A slimy apple is when you shove an apple up a very horny girl's vagina, and then pull it out and do hits of marijuana out of it.

Dude, did you see how horny that girl is?

I know, i'm about to give that bitch a slimy apple.

by P.I.M.P.in' all ova the world February 7, 2010

Slidy

An Adjective used to describe a smooth curvy object that is not that curvy but you could slide on,
mainly used to describe a rare cute female nasal bridge

Slidy

Jeff: "yo, her nose is so cute and slidy I wish I could slide on it.."
Benjamin: "GTFO!!!"

by isaan April 29, 2013