slong coaster

When you get your tackle out at a dinner party and put it on the table

things were going swimmingly until Jimmy rocked the slong coaster

by Mr Fo April 29, 2008

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dong slong

to rip your small knob off and chuck it as far as you can

the black man dong slonged his knob

by jo ho witness July 31, 2006

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slong five

When two guys are high on life, the stand face to face and slowly air hump each other in a timely manner, it may also be applied to a banterish situation when high fives are simply not enough.

"Are you pleading guilty to the rape?"
Asked the judge ,
"No but I am pleading" said the criminal ,
"Too what?" said the judge,
"Your mum" said the criminal.

*every one in the room stands up and starts slong fiveing*

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by Grandads teetees August 13, 2016

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