A man or woman who would like to get a boyfriend or girlfriend, but are to lazy to do anything about it. (The noun being "Slunking", the ACTION of being too lazy to get a girl/boyfriend.)
Steve: hey man, when was the last time Fred had a girlfriend?
Bob: I have no idea, he's such a slunker, it's been ages!
Bob: I have no idea, he's such a slunker, it's been ages!
by Jesus Was Emo. August 22, 2007
Get the Slunker mug.a female who is short and kinda chunky but playful,spunky and funky,i.e. a short,cute and freaknic type of a girl.
by C-dogg 77 January 16, 2009
Get the [shunky] mug.A. Past-participle of Slink, a verb meaning, "to move in a sneaky manner".
B. A slutty/seductive hominid female. So called because such females have a tendency to "slink" into the pants of hominid males.
C. A species of creature commonly connected to avant-garde musician Brian Carrol, alias "Buckethead". It is speculated that the slunk may be an odd cross between an Aardvark and a Chicken, though how this phenomenon of breeding came to be is unknown. Another theory suggests that the slunks may be homicidal robots.
B. A slutty/seductive hominid female. So called because such females have a tendency to "slink" into the pants of hominid males.
C. A species of creature commonly connected to avant-garde musician Brian Carrol, alias "Buckethead". It is speculated that the slunk may be an odd cross between an Aardvark and a Chicken, though how this phenomenon of breeding came to be is unknown. Another theory suggests that the slunks may be homicidal robots.
I slunk about the corner. (A)
Watch out for that slunk. She's jailbait from head to toe. (B)
Look at that! A slunk! Do you know how lucky we are to have seen one of them? (C)
Watch out for that slunk. She's jailbait from head to toe. (B)
Look at that! A slunk! Do you know how lucky we are to have seen one of them? (C)
by Bucketbot #13 August 3, 2010
Get the slunk mug.A large carnivorous land mammal often described as a radioactive trash gorilla. Most commonly known for eating anything that most normal humans couldn't and being prone to fits of sloth like rage. Its main diet consists of Luke warm spam and fleeing cockroaches.
"Yo you know that Slunk that lives under the bridge?"
"Oh yeah, you mean Tony. I know that dude. I saw him eat a live cat once!"
"Word?"
"Oh yeah, you mean Tony. I know that dude. I saw him eat a live cat once!"
"Word?"
by WopBottom October 27, 2016
Get the Slunk mug.A horridly putrid and funky smelling ass hole. Usually assosciated with forgetting to wipe.
Derived from the funk that comes from a sphincter. Not to be confused with the fun that can be associated with sphincters.
Derived from the funk that comes from a sphincter. Not to be confused with the fun that can be associated with sphincters.
by Solorzano Brothers March 8, 2005
Get the Sphunkter mug.A sex act of severe perversity and vigor, the process and culmination of which heavily emphasizes repetitive thrusting as well as the occasional light spank.
An extreme and depraved iteration of shunking can be seen in oysterbar.jpg
An extreme and depraved iteration of shunking can be seen in oysterbar.jpg
by ttbMachiavelli March 6, 2009
Get the Shunking mug.The act of jabbing one with your gordy, unwashed hand or hands. This term applies to those who last name is Schunkie
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