the hash slinging slasher

The most terrifying monster that you could imagine. He was the head fry cook at The Krusty Krab when, one day, he accidentally chopped his hand off with a knife. To this day, he still has a spatula instead of his hand. There are a few signs to see when he is coming. The lights will flicker on and off. The phone will ring, and there will be nobody there. If you ever see the Hash slinging slasher, good luck.

I was at home alone when, out of nowhere, the Hash Slinging Slasher murdered me.

by The Hash Slinging Slasher May 20, 2016

Cold Slither

The musical band formed by Cobra comrades in the "G.I. Joe" cartoon to hypnotize their listeners and turn them to evil.

"Cold Slither, you'll be joing us soon. A band of vipers playin' a tune."

by Todd Weberlinski December 13, 2003

AC Slater

When you decide to markdean taking a crap on the toilet facing the wrong direction. Much like how AC Slater sits in a chair when he's at the Maxx.

I had to markdean so bad but I wanted to read the poster behind the toilet so I decided to take an AC Slater. Afterwards my knees were bruised much like Lambourn's.

by clarksd September 17, 2008

Slytherin

A sexy ass house at Hogwarts where the bitches get shit done.

LOOK AT THAT FINE PIECE OF SLYTHERIN ASS.

by ohhhhhhhhh December 11, 2010

hash slinging slasher

the guy from spongebob that squidward makes up that has a spatula as a hand!

Oh no! its the hash slinging slasher!

by llama lovin sue May 27, 2004

Slasher

Noun (slang), much-loved genre of film in which heroic vigilantes bring errant citizens (primarily teenagers) to justice with sharp implements (primarily knives).

Halloween, Friday the 13th, and Prom Night are all slashers.

by Slasher Sam January 5, 2017

slytherin

Offically the sexiest House in Hogwarts, despite the Gryffindor delusions.

Sexy, Scottish and Slytherin. Take that Gryffindor, we even have alliteration!

by Dia July 5, 2004