slanta

An Asian man dressed in a santa suit.

That's not the real santa, it's just a slanta.

by Boozy400 August 29, 2006

shartard

A person who sharts too often, thus arousing intense displeasure among the general public.

Did you just hear that? He's a shartard.

by lit_af March 2, 2017

smartacity

The state of being a smart ass, or possibly something done to create such a state. A Latinate spelling of "smart-ass-ity".

HMB's urbandictionary definitions are characterized by their loquacity, obscurity, and smartacity.

"What your comment lacks in logical merit or accuracy, it more than makes up for in smartacity."

by HMB December 24, 2007

Smartan

A hybrid of a spartan and a smart person that has the spartan drive and are really intelligent.

Bob: How does that guy do it?
Joe: It's pretty obvious, he's a smartan.

by arkhamknightnzt March 20, 2017

smartass

Someone who constantly posts real definitions on Urban Dictionary

ShadowHawk looks like a smartass.

by angrynerd September 3, 2012

slardar

The feeling in ones ass, from which one has received after a drug induced comma and anal raping with no lubrication.

I woke up this morning and felt like slardar.

by Zisor September 8, 2007

Smartarded

When somebody uses intelligence in a profoundly stupid way.

:: Smartarded ::
John wrote a brilliant computer virus that crashed tens of thousands of computers... and he wrote his name on it...

Kelly's genius security system was flawless - it was then she realized she locked himself out.

Bob knew his last 30 years were well spent, the fruits of his labor were at last complete. His army of robotic carebears waged war against humanity.

by Eric C Carberry August 30, 2006