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by Anonymous April 11, 2003
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shaqulate

When a man ejaculates a giant load of semen as if there dick is the size of Shaq's.
"I destroyed this girl's pussy and when I pulled out, I shaqulated so hard on her face."
by littlesyd September 1, 2015
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Scapulation Dumping refers to dumping scapula's

Scapulation dumping refers to the process of dumping scapula’s. Little is known about Scapula’s (from the latin word Scapulaiincredabilous) except that they are found at incredible depths within the worlds oceans. It is within their home environment that they creep and crawl over the ocean floors gathering the bubbles from shark farts.

Deep sea trawlers net the scapulas, extract the shark farts and encapsulate them in a vat of spirits which are ultimately sold to the manufacturers of spirit levels and used for the bubbles found within those levels.
Extreme caution must be applied throughout the action to avoid the shark farts entering the seamen’s blood stream and causing “the bends”.

The Scapula’s are not harmed during the process and are dumped back into the sea once their valuable cargo’s are extracted hence the expression “scapulation dumping”.

Prof J.S. Miller
Scapulation Dumping refers to dumping scapula's and is associated with production of Pioneer Brickies Levels
by Ormbo January 22, 2008
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Spatulate

To be beaten Severely by a beaver tail....this originates from the similarity between a beaver tail and a spatula...and must be used at every opportunity
"Your about to get spatulated"
by Panzermensch May 13, 2005
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Shanulate

the calculation used by ppl who live in miserable conditions
WAIT, I need to Shanulate my 10 cent debt
by Arab Unit January 12, 2004
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Spatulate

-Something you do
-To spit up
-To spear
-To spill
Mrs.Espenshade, Billy just spatulated on the floor.

Haha, he just spatulated on your shoe!
by Robert V June 1, 2005
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Spopulate

To have sex on top of water. You have to be in or on a floatation device in order to spopulate. For example, a raft or a boat would work well.
Guy- We're going to spopulate tonight like last night!
Girl- And wake up the neighborhood again?
by plasma511 June 1, 2011
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