Rectal Salsa

The prolonged (and rather smelly discharge) left behind after a fierce night of anal sex. Can be mixed in conjunction with a Chicago Martini to make quite the punch for your special get-togethers.

Man...we have to stop doing it so hard..I don't have enough tortilla chips for my rectal salsa.

by Dr. Matt NotSoDangerous August 16, 2004

slippery slalom

Noun. Verb. Girl lays down on her side, and lifts up one leg. The guy rubs lube all over the leg still on the ground and the "fuzzy taco." After the girl is all slippery, the guy straddles the girl's leg and takes hold of the arm that is pointing up in the air.

I didn't want to eat her out, so I got some lube and did the slippery slalom.

by Butch & Tyler May 14, 2009

Slalom

A subtle way to remove pubes from one's cheeks and mouth post-cunnilingus, by moving back up to a kissing position by alternating left and right wipes along a woman's thighs, abdomen and breasts.

Kat had a serious fulby--I had to slalom like crazy after I went down on her.

by JustMC August 23, 2016

Slamster

A cross between a slut and a hamster that just cannot help her self when confronted by a male gerbil.

Jon the gerbil: Hi
Isabelle: fuck me
Jon: what I'm a gerbil
Isabelle: I don't care. I hear gerbils have big Hairy schlongs.
Jon: Bit of a Slamster then.

by Frog eyes January 2, 2012

Salsabeel Yasir

Salsabeel is a funny and weird person she loves food, she goes to a girls school and lives in London, she is bossy annoying and loud and weird. She loves her tissues and has to keep one in her hand all day and all night. and she drops her water everywhere and gets told off by the teacher for having her water on the table all the time. but there is a good side to her too she is funny and brave and very argumentative we have had our ups and downs but we laugh pretty much all the time and we are the annoying girls in the class

SALSABEEL YASIR WHY DO YOU HAVE YOUR WATER BOTTLE ON THE TABLE AGAIN

by HalimeSultan November 15, 2019

too salsey

Not going straight to the point, mentioning lots of details that ar unecessary or even confusing.

This speech is taking too long ! And it's not because of important information, because it's not. It's just too salsey!

by BlueEyes_BR October 29, 2015

Chips And Salsa

Another name for Rough Sex

Lulu kept asking Jack for chips and salsa, and he gave it to her.

by JacobyJ July 8, 2020