Shaking hands with President Johnson

1. To whack of your big black cock.
2. To whack of your very hard cock.

Billy couldn't wait to get home where he would be shaking hands with President Johnson in his room while his mom was out.

by SpudsAreDuds December 16, 2015

Slaying Puss

The art of absolutely pummeling a girls vagina with your cock sword

Tyler Whipkey in his freshman year at Kentucky, is a registered T.A. for slaying puss

by cock sword October 6, 2009

Soaking the Broccoli

When getting into a hot bath, it is the slow and arguous process of descending both your penis and testicles into the water.

I was soaking the broccoli last night and it was quite intense.

The bath was too hot for me to soak the broccoli.

Shrinkage and tingling are common side effects of soaking the broccoli.

by Brian Petz February 24, 2006

Slaying cakes

doing work on a fine dime piece; railing a trick, skank or scaliwag.

Cuz, i'ma bout to go ova to dis trick ass party and i'm fittin to be slaying cakes all night.

by AceInSpace December 21, 2008

Spaking

A greatly positive word that brings joy. when spoken.

Did you visit that spaking resort, it was great.

by Spaking January 27, 2022

Shaking hands with ole Ben Franklin

To jerk off

Wild greg sure loves shaking hands with ole Ben Franklin when he's alone

by Ajbiceps February 9, 2018

shaking the bushes

looking for something; looking for something to do; or thinking of ideas

Person 1: Have you had any ideas for a story lately?

Person 2: No. I'm shaking the bushes trying to come up with something.

by JohnnyFive1983 April 20, 2007