skantch

-noun; a combination of the words skank and bitch. Used frequently to describe someone of extreme, trashy, shunful behavior.

1. You, did you see that bitch over there? What a skantch.
2. Mary Ann looks like a skantch in that outfit.

by kitty and emrique deen July 27, 2009

Skunch

When rolling dice, a di lands on it's edge against something so the number rolled is not facing up and therefore cannot be determined

"Man, you just skunched!"

by John Matthews December 24, 2003

Skunch

To be punched whilst skyping with someone; specifically to be punched through skype. Skype + punch = skunch.

"We were skyping last night, and he skunched me!"

"Oh my god what a JERK."

by shmabseyboo December 30, 2009

skutch

A person who is a combination of dumb and incompentant.

That pledge is such a skutch for not knowing the greek alphabet.

by Logara February 28, 2010

skutch

This word is a hybrid it is a girl who is 1/3rd Skank 1/3rd slut, and 1/3rd hooch. ETYMOLOGY Late Ebonics to discribe one of the neighborhood tramps that we just could not find a repulsive enough word for.

"Damn", Said Pat "That girl Angie is fucking everybody, what a Skutch"

by Pat Smalley September 24, 2003

skutch

Another work for skank, but nastier. There were two men's magazines in the 60's called 'skank' and 'skutch.' Both featured chunky 20 something white broads with big saggy titties, bleach blond hair, red lips and nails, and a cigarette.

Uh, dat one nasty skutch, can smell her through the TV.

by wheaty May 29, 2005

Skutch

A true gentleman's game, in which two or more people use a vehicle (depending on the version being played) and a blunt weapon (primarily baseball bats, but cricket bats are acceptable) to bludgeon deer for sport. Then they proceed to go about or at speeds greater than 50 miles per hour, when one sees the deer in question. Then. One (or two individuals), preferably the one('s) holding the blunt weapon, proceeds to lean out of the vehicle being operated (one would hope skillfully) to bring them into bludgeoning range. Then the individuals with the blunt weapons proceed to bludgeon the animal upside its head. There are variations on this game, for example, Green Skutch (off-road skutch, but a trifle more aggressive) or Sledge skutch (which is even more aggressive than Green skutch) or Buck Skutch (similar to strip poker, only skutch) and last but not least...competitive skutch (played by two or more teams, usually a slightly more complicated version of green skutch). It should be noted that the name of this true gentlemen's game comes from the sound of deer antlers skidding along road of some nature.

Announcer-y voice: Welcome to the Semi-annual competitive buck skutch tournament!! Ryan seacrest and ron white here, ready to comment on every bit of this often times brutal but gentlemenly sport!! Now to our guest, Billy joe, how did you lose your arm?

Billy Joe: I lost it in a local competitive buck skutch game in Ohio, which was kind of really cool cuz they let me keep it.

The announcer: Keep your arm or the deer?

Billy joe laughs: Both!!

by Billy Bob Joe Tipsy March 23, 2014