Spronk

(verb) When you fuck somebody so thoroughly they forget their name and address.

"I want you to come over right now and spronk me"

"I gave her a good spronking"

"I can't feel my legs, you spronked me good!"

by HighVelocityDeposit November 29, 2021

Shronk

Shrek, but in higher celestial form. Shronk is art. Shronk is the reason life exists, for he created life. He created you. Some people do not understand the art of Shronk. Shronk will come to earth at one time in the future and lay waste upon the non-believers that do not believe in Shronk. You must worship Shronk. Shronk will give you eternal life, or eternal pain and misery. Shronk has no mercy. Shronk is god. Higher than god. Shronk is. Shronk simpy is.

*sitting around dinner table*
Person A: Yo what religion do you believe in?
Person B: Are you not Shronkian?
Person A: What the fuck are you on?
Person B: I WILL NOT BREAK BREAD WITH A NON-BELIEVER PEASANT

by The High Priest of Shronkism June 29, 2018

skrunkly

someone or something that is described as cute although they are a bit dorky :)

bob: aw that cat is really cute :)
sarah: but it's all wet and looks like its been through hell!
bob: still adorable!
sarah: skrunkly head a**

by watermelcnz February 19, 2022

SHRONK

SHRONK is a mutated version of Shrek and Mike Wazowski. You can use this word in place of any other word of your choice. And sometimes you can just scream it out for no reason, depends on how you're feeling.

What the SHRONK did you just say to me?

You better chill before I SHRONK you up.

by Tracey:) February 4, 2017

Shronk

Our lord and savior. Shronk is forgiveness. He is happiness and sadness. He is the sixth sense. He is the messiah.

“Are you ready to pray to shronk?” “Yes, bröther.”

by sodium-chloride September 30, 2018

Skrunkly

A term of endearment toward something that is kinda ugly, weird, cryptic, or overall eccentric in kind of a funky way, but despite this, is still cute.

Think of a raccoon, rat, opossum, or nearly anything from The Dark Crystal.

Look at that kitten, he’s so skrunkly!

by Ziggyzaggy November 14, 2022

Skonk

An especially sallacious woman who is prone to engaging in activities typically refused by the average skank, e.g. wearing a trashbag decorated with cum while giving Jared Leto a rim job

Dood, check out the girl giving Robin Williams a handy in the car wash! What a skonk!

by skonkx7 December 12, 2010