shredded

to be absurdly sore. total muscle melt down

James: God that workout blew.

David: Yeah, my legs are shredded.

by gottasweep July 7, 2010

shredded

Shredded:when you high as fuck and you know your not coming down for a long ass time

Guy1: wanna nother hit?
Guy2 nah but thanks I’m absolutely shredded dude...

by anonymous October 19, 2020

shredded

to be salted, or insulted

guy 1: man i have so many friends everone likes me

guy 2:huh? no nowon likes you, you have no freindss. do us all a favor and die.....shredded

by thecoolkidfromdownthestreet April 26, 2009

Shredded

A word coined by a group of teens in the Seattle area. It quickly caught on and now hundreds, maybe thousands of teens in the Washington area are now using the word in a variety of ways.

1) Something cool, to be envious of.

2) To be wasted, trashed, drunk...

3) To be high or tripping, especially on hallucinogenic drugs.

1) "That new t-shirt is so shredded, man!"

2) "Aw, man. You were so shredded last night! How you feeling this morning?"

3) "I'm shredding so hard right now!"

by art-freak17 August 17, 2009

Shredded cheese

Shredded cheese is a wild card when it comes to getting a mate.

It defeats all other competition
But if used by more than one person, it will unify all.

Guy 1: Man I need a girl
Guy 2: How about using shredded cheese? I get mad pussy from it

Guy 1: No way! *uses shredded cheese* Man I'm getting mad pussy.

by Shredded Cheese April 15, 2018

shredded wheat

The aftermath when your dick has been sucked and scraped up by teeth.

I told the bitch she left me with shredded wheat after the bj.

by Enernational February 23, 2010

Shredded

An expression used to convay feelings of depression, grogginess, and/or hung over.

Man, i feel totally shredded

by Penstripe February 7, 2004