A boring old man that has a shaved head where there is a bald spot at the top-back and the hair surrounding it is spirally. Pork Scotch is the name of the hairstyle but the bloke is called a Pork Scotch aswell.When the boring old bastard speaks to you, you feel suicidal with boredom. He wears a cowboy hat-shaped buffalo skin hat. He has terrible tast in clothing, he sits outside in the back garden and thinks its cool and fun to have a bbq evryday wearing a hawaiian-like shirt with horrible, boring shorts reading a paper with his wife that looks like a man in drag. Pork Scotch is also known as Mr Boring, Mr Ugly, and The Arsehole. His real name is Max (AKA Pork Scotch)
MONK: Look at The Arsehole. The clothes are terrible! Ugly, Ugly old bastard!
DAD: I know. Look, he´s sitting at the table in the garden with his back to us so we get a good view of the Pork Scotch
DAD: I know. Look, he´s sitting at the table in the garden with his back to us so we get a good view of the Pork Scotch
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick April 26, 2009
Get the Pork Scotch mug.(n) Someone or something that is particularly sketchy. Can also be used as an adjective (sketchfucked).
That person keeps walking back and forth past this restaurant for no apparent reason...what a sketchfuck.
This guy tried to sell me drugs right by a playground, it was really sketchfucked.
This guy tried to sell me drugs right by a playground, it was really sketchfucked.
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Get the Sketched mug.A gay dance that only Pork Scotch will do when drunk at his garlic bread barbeque. It involves bending over and sharply moving his arms back and forward with a delay between each one.
MONKUS: What the hell is Pork Scotch doing?
MICKUS: It's a gay dance he does whenever he gets drunk with his wrinkly 'girlfriend' at one of his daily barbeques.
MONKUS: I see. Pork Scotch dance. Pretty stupid!
MICKUS: It's a gay dance he does whenever he gets drunk with his wrinkly 'girlfriend' at one of his daily barbeques.
MONKUS: I see. Pork Scotch dance. Pretty stupid!
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Get the Pork Scotch Dance mug.1.)Somone who is dirty or iffy in some way.
2.)Somone who uses alot of drugs or alchohal.
3.)Somone who engages in sexual relations with somone much younger then they are
2.)Somone who uses alot of drugs or alchohal.
3.)Somone who engages in sexual relations with somone much younger then they are
"That Long Haired Kid was kinda of a sketch bag."
"Jim smokes weed all the time, that kids turning into a real sketch bag."
"Jim smokes weed all the time, that kids turning into a real sketch bag."
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