Skooter leak

The cum that leaks out of a woman's freshly fucked vagina.

(Girl sitting with leg up while on the golf cart)

man walking by: Dude, did you pee your pants???

Girl: no!!! It's your brother's nut, leaking out of my skooter! aka: skooter leak

by curtain convention October 14, 2009

Snooker

It is a sport requiring the highest level of, practice, accuracy, patience, determination and positivity that can be imagined. I could say I dislike the physical play of the game too, but I don't watch it for that. I watch it to witness things other people only wish they could pull off doing anything else in the world. Facing odds only masters of their own fates can prevail against. Saying it is lame is just an empty opinion. (:

This younger snooker player is of a rare kind. Over many many years, you will always come across this type at least once, where he brings his ''Practice Table Game'' to the championship games, some say, the most dangerous player is the player, playing just for fun. Winners of any world championship are living proof that they are masters of their own fates.

by Alex - England May 24, 2011

Houker Stooker

Houker Stooker is another word for the penis. Also known as a wanger, a pecker, a stiffie, a cock, a dick, a Johnson, one-eyed jack, a trouser snake, a weiner, a dong, a sausage, a ding-a-ling, a goober, a winkie, a pee-pee, or a dip stick.

An example of a sentence using Houker Stooker is:
Rosemary loves to touch Steve's Houker Stooker.

Or another example:
Flat Stanley doesn't look so flat anymore with his new Hooker Stouker.

by Rose Mary Hooker Stooker May 8, 2009

skooner

A deragatory term used to define someone from the east coast of Canada, such as New Foundland or P.E.I.

Get lost, ya skooner!

The pub was playing some skooner music last night.

by Nik Smith January 2, 2007

slooker

a very dirty, slutty hooker

i want my flippin money back you dirty slooker

by paco martinez May 13, 2005

underwear snooker

The act of scoring from the exposed underwear of members of the opposite sex. When a colour of underwear is spotted, the spotter will then shout out the score, which corresponds to the score given to the balls in snooker. This also allows plenty of gratuitous letching by spotters mates.

Red = 1 point
yellow = 2 points
Green = 3 points
Brown = 4 points
Blue = 5 points
Pink = 6 points
Black = 7 points
White = -4 points
Commando = 147 break!

by Kieran January 17, 2004

Snookerd

A loved one-Snooker
When you feel loved-Snookerd

I love my snooker
I feel so snookerd

by MarioGB. March 30, 2009