sklornt

The ultimate insult for the modern woman. Combination slut+skank+whore+cunt.

She gave my boyfriend a blumpkin. What a sklornt.

by genius of brilliance January 23, 2010

splorphed

a little bit more than tipsy, but not quite drunk

After five shots of vodka, Wendy was nice and splorphed.

by pillravi March 9, 2017

slorpitude

The art of making asmr slurp noises while eating soup (or other moist food)

He consumed it with such incredible slorpitude

by GooseBoi January 27, 2021

Skloopy

The word Skloopy was introduced by student Eric Weakley during a field trip back in 2015, Skloopy means to get hit with a wave of past cringe you've committed.

Yesterday i woke up do to a Skloopy last night.

by Eric Potter Jr. February 18, 2022

Shlorpo

Fan of Shlorpian society from “Solar Opposites”

“That guy is such a shlorpo.”

by zigaroni January 3, 2023

sleep slorp

to express emotions without really expressing them, e.g when u don’t know how to respond to a snap so u just say sleep slorp so they get confused and start a new conversation.

me after opening a wall snap: “sleep slorp”,
him/her: “what?”
me: “it’s just a phrase i like to say, so what u doin?”

by freya big balls May 14, 2020

Saturday Slorp

A poo in a toilet. Google "Saturday slorp" then go to images. If you've heard this word you probably are cool, and Reagan's friend.

Yesterday I made a fat Saturday Slorp in the loo.

by Thic Bird the Choo Choo Train September 2, 2020