Slortch

When the word Bitch, Slut or Whore doesn't cover it, a combination of all three.

Man, I can't believe that slortch cheated on you with a homless guy while you were paying all her bills.

Wow, she really is treating me like crap, what a slortch.

by dodgermutt February 3, 2010

Splortched

Inj. The sound any bodily fluid makes upon leaving the body.
Most commonly relates to the sound a bullet makes when traveling through a noob's head, and the subsequent exploding/imploding sounds/actions of the head therein.

"Fall back, team. Let the noobs rush in..." SPLORTCHED! "Cover the corners! Flashbang out!"

by Splortched June 2, 2009

slortcho

the biggest insult someone can call someone else, but for some, may be a compliment. it is a combination of the insults: slut, whore, bitch, and ho.

Did you see that slortcho trying to get with my man?

She's such a slortcho!

by hyperactivemonkey July 28, 2011

skritch

lol thats right we love skritch's adorable brother! no we love you besides your brother! he's just like a wonderful benefit lol

by Anonymous February 17, 2003

skritch

skritch is a lush person who pretty much every girl loves.

man, look at skritch!!

by itc January 29, 2004

skritchy

Trailor trash like, dirty, disheveled.

The neighborhood is skritchy and smells of urine.

by Jiames B. Larson December 3, 2006

skritch

great person to be around, and a great bestest friend!

skritch has an awesome older brother.

by scorchie February 12, 2003