Skinnering

The action of a finger poking through toilet paper once wet during the wiping process and emerging covered in poo.

Dude, I've totally got pink eye after skinnering and rubbing my eye before I realized.

by Zombleton Smith December 21, 2016

Skinnering

Verb: To be a dick, asshole or fuck face intentionally and specifically to your friends for personal enjoyment.

Josh is always such an asshole To his friends. He is constantly Skinnering them.

The next time josh skinners me I will lose my shit.

by Jkyboy September 7, 2016

Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure

A Miserable Failure that is a much bigger failure than your typical Miserable Failure.

That absolute dumbass cannot and will never do anything right, he's a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.

by PhoenixGamer34 December 28, 2020

earth shattering

When something is so amazing that it changes your world. Another way of saying mind blowing, or fucking amazing.

Jeremy Lin's win streak is Earth Shattering!

by ashack April 10, 2012

Skippering

To skip and run at the same time, during times of great joy or when you need to exit a room as obnoxiously as possible and still seem happy.

I was extremly happy at a party when suddenly a crab monster burst through the wall, so I began skippering as fast as I could away from it.

by Rawr Im a scary ghost dinosaur July 8, 2009

Smithering

To suck up to your boss when he looks like Monty Burns.

Pretty much what Hodgie does, usually with a wrinkly old dick hitting the back of his throat.

What has Hodgie been doing in Monty's office all morning?
Oh he's probably been Smithering again.

by the gypo May 23, 2018

spittering

what you do when you see someone littering

she was spittering at the boy who was littering

by Abby Haith January 25, 2018