Skitch

When someone gets a reeeaaally bad haircut, or someone gets a very short haircut. Usage seems limited to North Seattle in the 80s. Aside from referring to the haircut, it can also refer to the person who got it, or to the action of getting it.

(after seeing someone who got their hair cut off due to lice infection) (verb): Holmes, you got seriously skitched!

(A name for a person who just got a very short haircut) (title): 'Sup, skitch!

(noun): Nice skitch, fool.

Also pronounced by stretching out the middle vowel, such as "skeeeeiiiitchhh!"

by macro_unit May 5, 2011

Skitch

A skanky bitch.

A girl that is both a skank, and a bitch.

"Kylie is such a skitch"

by ScarletandTrinity October 8, 2011

Skitch

A SKANK AND A BITCH!!!

If you are not familiar with Mean Girls, then that is why you are looking this definition up.

If you are being called a skitch, now you know that you are being called skanky and a bitch. Get yourself together girl.

Regina: "Oh my god that girl is such a skitch!!"

Gretchen: "Let's put that skitch in the book."

by Sessssssyyyyladdyyyyy October 8, 2012

skitching

Sneaking up on a person and coming on their face.

Charlize flipped out when she caught me skitching on her.

by Wyatt December 31, 2004

Skitch

A combination of the words "Scottish bitch". Used to demean a woman from Scotland.

Professor McPhee gave us three hours of homework yesterday. What a skitch.

by MercedesHW January 13, 2009

skitching

This is the act of removing both of your feet form the pegs of a moving motorcycle and placing them both on either side of the bike or behind the bike. If you have metal sliders on the bottoms of your boots, sparks will fly form the backs of them.

This was demonstrated in the movie BikerBoyz, and the upcoming film Torque.

by YamahaBoy January 19, 2004

Skitch

A name for someone who is both skanky AND a bitch. As oppose to saying "That girl is a skanky bitch" you can just say "that girl is a skitch".

OMG, Julie's being such a skitch !

by Skitch123 July 25, 2010