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Skeezball

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1) An exceptionally filthy person, usually male.

2) Someone who is such a disgusting asshole that it makes you feel slimy just thinking about them.
1) I can smell you from here! Go shower you skeezball!

2) Richard is such a skeezball. Being around him makes me want to vomit.
by The Rouge Fox October 4, 2008
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sneezing fuentes

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When a girl sneezes on your dick and you use the snot as lubrication to screw her in the ass.
Girl: What're you doing?
Boy: Sneeze on my dick, I'm gonna screw your ass. You know, a sneezing fuentes.
Girl: It's snot lubrication!
Boy: Yes it is!
by chez3makr May 4, 2010
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Skeezy

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The quality of being sketchy or of dubious origin. A skeezy guy is the kind that you're not quite sure where they came from, but they tend to be the oily, used car salesman types. A skeezy chick shares the dubious origin, and is likely the kind you find passed out at a party or in a bar that when she wakes up, goes home with the nearest guy.

Additionally, objects can be skeezy, especially foods and furniture. Skeezy foods are the kind that could be perfectly safe and just smell funny, or be so old and grotesque that you'll die from eating it. Skeezy furniture is the kind that bums sleep on or is in common areas that people are known to have sex in.
Dude, I wouldn't ask that guy for directions, he looks kinda skeezy.

I totally took home that Brittany chick from our Lit class.
Brittany? That girl is pretty skeezy, you might wanna go get tested.

Man, Anya eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe.

Whoa, I wouldn't sit there, that couch is kinda skeezy.
by JossyWheckadoniaca June 22, 2009
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skeezoid

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An advanced form of skeezer (a ho).
Look at that dank skeezoid.
by The gifted 1. June 12, 2003
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skeeting

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P1: ayo bruh last night i was skeeting and my sister walked in on me
P2: yo that’s rough dog
by fuckin shmirs February 22, 2018
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a skeezer

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A female that is slutty or otherwise undesirable.
Ex 1:
P1: Wow, check out that chick.
P2: No dude, that chick's totally a skeezer.

Ex 2:
P1:Hey there's supposed to be a new girl at work today.
P2:Yeah, I saw her dude, definitely a skeezer.
by pyner42 March 10, 2008
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Sneezinkle

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When one tinkle's when they sneeze.
sneezinkle
by Lolo Love February 15, 2010
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