skeet

something I would love to do on the olsen twins!

All over thier faces

by none of yo beeswax August 7, 2004

skeet

(n) Semen, sperm; thick white juice that comes of the male penis during ejaculation.

(v) To ejaculate; To cum

"It's like a million little pussy cats rubbing my balls. Skeet skeet skeet all over the walls"

-Chappelle Show - Kneehigh Park

by Murphizzle Dizzle April 7, 2005

skeet

to release sperm all over some bitches face

"bitch I'm gonna skeet on you"

by caitlin June 26, 2004

skeet

A word meaning cum that somehow white people don't understand yet.

I was railing the shit out of this bitch, and then I pulled out and skeeted all over her face.

by FSU-AH April 17, 2006

skeet

A new definition coming around for skeet means: to snort cocaine, or to get high on cocaine.

skeeted (past tense)-to be high on cocaine

"hey man, wanna go skeet this coke before my parents get home??"

"bro, im sooooo skeeted from this 8-ball"

by S_RAD April 8, 2007

skeet

to ejaculate in a somewhat erractic manner; to cum, bust a nut

Damn; you just skeeted all over her tits.

Don't you skeet in my eye.

by Danesha March 1, 2004

skeet

To eject sperm,cum,semen,etc. from the male's urethra (in the penis) and onto or into a bitch, or female.

After fucking the bitch, I accidentally skeeted in her coochie instead of her mouth

by John February 18, 2005