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Simped

When a Simp chats up, flirts or spends more time than you do with your girl/boy friend. Be warned, If Dylan "the ginger" Woodridge enters your girls dms you will loose her. He will break into your girls dms cause he is a simp. he will use a crowbar.
Boyfriend "rats Dylan Woodridge just hoped into my girls dms"
Friend " damn you are about to be Simped"
by Simp Friend January 13, 2020
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Swag sipper

Someone who tags along with a swagtastic individual in order to gain some swag for them self.
Look at Jocelyn! She is such a swag sipper! She's just hanging out with Amy to pickup some swag. They totally have nothing in common and her tits are like so fake! OMG!
by Ruffin51 May 6, 2010
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slipped and fell

the excuse that you give at a hospital when you have an object jammed inside your body in an attempt for sexual gratification. it is usually not believable
i slipped and fell on my sharpie and it's stuck in my ass.
by Kaja2 June 24, 2016
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Slipped one by the Goalie

The act of inpregnating a woman.
I've never been a father... "What you've never slipped one by the goalie?"
by Victor Laslow October 9, 2003
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Slipped

tipsy, starting to feel the effects of alcohol where vision flows more smoothly, or everything looks "slippery".
"I only had one glass of wine, but girl I'm slipped."
by halfried26 January 27, 2017
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city sipper

Someone who is a want-to-be hillbilly that still sucks from his mom breats that clearly can not drink a beer and sips it like a b****.
Guy 1: "Look at Cody over there is his camo hat and warm beer he's had for an hour"
Guy 2: "Yeah, he thinks he is some kind of a county boy but he ain't nothin' but a city sipper"
Guy 1: "Yup" (spits)
by shaddytree43 December 2, 2011
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Magnum sipper

Magnum Tonic Wine is a fortified tonic wine that has found great acceptance in Jamaica and the Caribbean. A unique ready-to-drink offering that is bottled at 16.5% alc/vol, Magnum is made with Vigorton 2, which includes iron, minerals and vitamin B6.
'Magnum sipper ' Digga d -woi
by Marlow90 September 10, 2020
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