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single pegger

A single pegger is when you do a skid in a car without an LSD so only one wheel spins leaving a single wheel mark
Did you see that skid? too bad it was only a single pegger!
by Doublepegger June 2, 2009
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Single

Independently Owed and Operated.
Bob asks "Are you single?"
Mary replies "No! I am Independently Owned and Operated!"
by Kitten2014 June 11, 2014
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Single Digit Midget

Primarily used in the military to refer to someone who has been on an extended deployment and now has less than 10 days left before going home.
Only nine days left before I get home, I am a single digit midget!
by LogicalOperator July 2, 2008
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Single Man Dog

Alternative name for the Australian Shepherd (Aussie) dog breed.

Single Man Dogs are typically accompanied by their single man owners at the dog park looking for women to hit on.
Scenario 1 at your local dog park

Person 1: Do you think the single man will seal the deal this time?
Person 2: He never does.

Scenario 2 married man comes home with a single man dog

Husband: Honey I got us an Australian Shepherd.
Wife: You bastard! We are through!
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single

When you are currently not in a relationship with a significant other.

It usually does not bother you, but the problems start when selfish and inconsiderate assholes rub in the fact that they have someone, and start saying they "love their oh-so-sexy boyfriends/girlfriends" and start going on and on about what he/she does for them, CAN do, and blah blah.

NOBODY CARES HOW GREAT HE/SHE IS TO YOU!! If you're taken, and love your partner a lot, then good for you, but for goodness's sakes, at least show some consideration for SINGLE people! Some of these people may even be heartbroken ones, who have been abused by past partners, or just simply some that are sick of hearing about some stupid narrow-sighted people who only see either how "hot" their partner is, or how much money he/she has.

Talk about your partner if you want to.. but.. just calm down about it. Your life does not fucking revolve around him/her, so don't act like it.
single person: Hi. I am single.

taken person: HIII! OMFG I'm TAKEN by OMG the BEEESSTT guy EVVVEERRR!! He's SOOO cute and OMFG we go to MOVIES together and do FRENCH KISSES and all!! YAYYY FLOWERS and ICE CREAM and PRESENTS!!! He's SOOO awesome and makes me SOOOO HAPPY!!!!

single person: -_-.... *walks away*
by SomeBadJoke October 6, 2006
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singles awareness day

Alternate name for Valentine's Day (Feb. 14th), usually used in a negative sense by those who have no valentine.
by dbs_chicago February 14, 2006
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Single women dating over 50

An ad you get while in school searching on here instead of working. Yeah that's right, I caught you. Get back to work.
Person 1: Hey dude, what is that ad?
Person 2: Single women dating over 50..?
Person 1: Lol you could use that.
Person 2: Fuck you. I'm not that old.
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